The Battle for the Sandwich

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I lick the grass.

I give you the sandwich as a reward for your genius.

Edited January 6, 2025 by WhiteHairedDrifter

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I give you the sandwich as a reward for your genius.

"Yay!" I shout with a mouth full of grass.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I triple-feint, then parry your sandwich with my fox, disarming you. I then strong attack. 

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

6 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

I triple-feint, then parry your sandwich with my fox, disarming you. I then strong attack. 

MIRROR FORCE!

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

MIRROR FORCE!

I fire a water dragon at you using a ballista. 

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Just now, Just_a_Fan said:

I fire a water dragon at you using a ballista. 

I drink it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze some grass.

I also still have the Sandwich.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

40 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

 I drink it

The dragon absorbs your insides. 

Edited January 7, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

39 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sneeze some grass.

I also still have the Sandwich.

I takes it back.
Then Elan takes it from I.

So I kills him then takes it from him.

I has the sandwich and he sits on a small hill in victory.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

I takes it back.
Then Elan takes it from I.

So I kills him then takes it from him.

I has the sandwich and he sits on a small hill in victory.

The small hill is actually a giant space turtle

and the giant space turtle is balancing a flat Earth on its back.

Wild.

Anyway, I chase after the turtle as it takes I and the Sandwich away.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The small hill is actually a giant space turtle

and the giant space turtle is balancing a flat Earth on its back.

Wild.

Anyway, I chase after the turtle as it takes I and the Sandwich away.

I protests that that's kidnapping but no one cares what I thinks.

Oh and Elan gets better and just so happens to be the turtle.

So he chases you and takes the sandwich back

He leaves I tho

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

I protests that that's kidnapping but no one cares what I thinks.

Oh and Elan gets better and just so happens to be the turtle.

So he chases you and takes the sandwich back

He leaves I tho

 I rescue . . . well, I, and then chase after Elan.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

 I rescue . . . well, I, and then chase after Elan.

I helps you chase Elan, and takes the sandwich, then gives it to you.

I swears to be your acolyte and serve you till the end of the world and help you get the sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

I helps you chase Elan, and takes the sandwich, then gives it to you.

I swears to be your acolyte and serve you till the end of the world and help you get the sandwich

I am honored.

I remove the flat Earth from the back of the space turtle and decide to dig straight through it, instructing I to help me.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I remove the flat Earth from the back of the space turtle and decide to dig straight through it, instructing I to help me.

Yo extract the dragon from @WhiteHairedDrifter and fire it at I [the person] 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I am honored.

I remove the flat Earth from the back of the space turtle and decide to dig straight through it, instructing I to help me.

I doesn't understand

Is he digging through the turtle or the flat Earth

1 minute ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Yo extract the dragon from @WhiteHairedDrifter and fire it at I [the person] 

I doesn't like being fired at so he says no.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Yo extract the dragon from @WhiteHairedDrifter and fire it at I [the person] 

But he's my acolyte now.

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

I doesn't understand

Is he digging through the turtle or the flat Earth

. . . The flat Earth.

I apologize to I and give him a shovel.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I become a fire bending acolyte and start burning stuff.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

But he's my acolyte now.

Don't care. Yo fire the water dragon at @Through The Living Glass.

(make a dc 30 dex save or take 10d100 necrotic damage.)

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

But he's my acolyte now.

. . . The flat Earth.

I apologize to I and give him a shovel.

I accepts the apology and takes the shovel, beginning to do as his Great Master commands, digging through the flat Earth.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I break the flat earth in half and dip it in a glass of milk, then forget about it because I'm too busy eating the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I play TANTRUM!

One of my favorite Watcher cards.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

38 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I break the flat earth in half and dip it in a glass of milk, then forget about it because I'm too busy eating the Sandwich.

While Rye falls asleep I rip the Sandwich out of his hands and run off the Flat Earth, returning to my nice and homey spherical Earth,

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

While Rye falls asleep I rip the Sandwich out of his hands and run off the Flat Earth, returning to my nice and homey spherical Earth,

which doesn't exist.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I know firebend everyone into the unknown with my new powers and steal the Sandwich.