The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Unbeknownst to Spirit, that’s not canon, and even if it was, I use my Soul Glue™ to glue the Sandwich’s soul back on its body.

Just fyi, last time the soul of the Sandwich was split from its body and we had some over-the-top godmodding that was even to much for this thread.

oooooo! Please tell!

I wasn't here for that

[strmblsd he/him]

I use all the unused power of this thread that has been building up since the last post to teleport to the sandwich and teleport away into my old slightly worn down hidie hole

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I eat a normal sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

On 12/11/2024 at 7:56 AM, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I use all the unused power of this thread that has been building up since the last post to teleport to the sandwich and teleport away into my old slightly worn down hidie hole

I help you revamp the hidie hole.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I watch the Hidie Hole become an (almost) Impenetrable Fortress before my very eyes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze and appear in the hidey-hole.

"Yum, yum!"

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

the hidey-hole sneezes and you fly back out

you were not yum-yum for the hidey-hole

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I sneeze and I fly in and take the sandwich 

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I finish my not so normal sandwich, then release a very special nugget.

I smiteth all the heretics of the heathen world, bringing them to BOW TO THE NUGGET WRATH!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I cough and I fly in and take the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze and I fly in and take the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I shake my head, disappointed in the unoriginallity

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I nod my head, disappointed in the unoriginallity

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I math.

While my intillegant counterpart amazes yall with da math, I take the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I analyze the slope of the tangent and take the integral to teleport the Sandwich into my hands.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

I analyze the slope of the tangent and take the integral to teleport the Sandwich into my hands.

…

So…

the integral of the slope of the tangent

…

so the derivative?

I COUNT TO FOUR.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I COUNT TO SIX.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

IM BETTER THAN YALL I CAN COUNT TO THREE! WAIT, UH, NO SEVEN! or was it five...

Edited December 21, 2024 by Ookla the Doom

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

one two five four

me count so poor

one two ten nine

lost count again

[TwinStorm He/Him]

ELEVEN! TWELVE! SEVENTEEN! WAIT, DANG IT!!!!!!!,

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

TWO! TWENTY! ELEVENTY! I STILL DONT KNOW!

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

MAAAAAAAAAAAATHH! AND NUUUUUUUUUMMMMBERS! LOOOOOOTS OF NUUUUUUUUUMMNMBERS!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I run away with the Sandwich, scared of all these crazy people.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

51 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I run away with the Sandwich, scared of all these crazy people.

BUT HOW MANY CRAZY PEOPLE ARE THERE? CAN YOU COUNT THEM?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

53 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I run away with the Sandwich, scared of all these crazy people.

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

BUT HOW MANY CRAZY PEOPLE ARE THERE? CAN YOU COUNT THEM?

 I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR