The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I come out of another window and steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

16 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I watch in awe as Unintelligenius somehow double-jumps back into the window.  I attempt to do the same thing to get up to the window, but I fall in my face.

I take the Sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich. I then pick Vyz up, open the window, boost him up, and then follow him inside with another double jump.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I take the Sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich. I then pick Vyz up, open the window, boost him up, and then follow him inside with another double jump.

I turn the entire room into a microwave and seal the exits, including the windows, then set it to high for 99 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds. 

[-ACE- he/him]

I tire of this battle, and ascend to worlds unknown. 

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Bye guys! I might come back, but I won't be able to for a while. 

 

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

Bye ACE :( 

I throw Ashkaloda at one of the windows to break it, then jump in and grab the sandwich.

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I throw Ashkaloda at you and then steal the discarded Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I offer Ashkaloda a bandage, then use a spare bandage to make a whip and grab the Sandwich from YouCantHaveMySandwich's hand.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I cry but then stab you with a banana and steal the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 hours ago, Booknewt said:

Bye ACE :( 

I throw Ashkaloda at one of the windows to break it, then jump in and grab the sandwich.

 

4 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I throw Ashkaloda at you and then steal the discarded Sandwich.

I throw Ashkaloda at both of you, armed with several dozen sharp metal objects. 

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I offer Ashkaloda a bandage, then use a spare bandage to make a whip and grab the Sandwich from YouCantHaveMySandwich's hand.

I stick one end of the bandage to the sandwich and the other to my arm. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I rip the bandage off your arm and steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I turn the entire room into a microwave and seal the exits, including the windows, then set it to high for 99 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds. 

I turn off the microwave room.

5 hours ago, -ACE- said:

I tire of this battle, and ascend to worlds unknown. 

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Bye guys! I might come back, but I won't be able to for a while. 

 

BYE!!!

47 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I rip the bandage off your arm and steal the Sandwich.

I put the bandage back on @Ashkaloda and bonk you on the head for ripping it off. I also detach the Sandwich from the bandage and wander off with it.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I run after you, shout, "Wait! You forgot the bandage!", and grab the Sandwich when you're distracted. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I grab the Sandwich while you are distracted by distracting him. I bandage your mouth shut.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I make angry muffled noises and, using sign language, persuade Bartholomew to steal the Sandwich for me. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I walk out of the castle, now with a very nice tan from the giant microwave, and steal Sandwich from Bartholomew before he can give it to you.

Edited October 30, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I make the castle crumble on everyone and grab the Sandwich in the chaos

 

Who's Bartholomew?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, Booknewt said:

I make the castle crumble on everyone and grab the Sandwich in the chaos

 

Who's Bartholomew?

A giant fish with many magical abilities. I too had to ask that question. He's like a mercenary NPC. You can ask him to help you. 

I reconstruct the castle using Soulcasting, meaning you are shot upwards on a tower turret and drop the Sandwich, which I then pick up while shouting "Are you okay?"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Booknewt said:

Who's Bartholomew?

I have absolutely no idea.

Since I am very strong, I just punch you for ruining my idea and I take the Sandwich.

Edited October 30, 2025 by Vyzkel
Aw man :(

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I stand on the tower turret in confusion, then drink a vial of metal and coinshot my way down to the bottom of the tower.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I punch Vyzkel and take the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

40 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

A giant fish with many magical abilities. I too had to ask that question. He's like a mercenary NPC. You can ask him to help you. 

I reconstruct the castle using Soulcasting, meaning you are shot upwards on a tower turret and drop the Sandwich, which I then pick up while shouting "Are you okay?"

@all Essentially what Ink said, Bartholomew is a giant fish with legs and aluminum scales that has access to many magical and technological powers including a mastery of Oobleck. He is also the commander of a vast legion of other fish with legs, although they are not magical. He generally works for me but can be persuaded to help others as well. Killing Bartholomew is not a good idea, just putting that out there. 

50 minutes ago, Booknewt said:

I make the castle crumble on everyone and grab the Sandwich in the chaos

 

Who's Bartholomew?

Everyone, who was still standing by the window of the castle having tripped Ace, does not appreciate that you crumbled the castle on them and so grabs you, puts you in a 20-mile-long slingshot, stretches it back reaaallllllly far, then waves goodbye as you are launched into celestial orbit. 

17 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I punch Vyzkel and take the Sandwich.

The floor opens up underneath of you and you fall through a trap door into a chute that leads directly into my castle, which is still underneath of the castle that Everyone is in. You land in a chamber and are immediately frozen into carbonite. I get out a chisel and break the sandwich free from the carbonite, leaving you still in there. 

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

@all Essentially what Ink said, Bartholomew is a giant fish with legs and aluminum scales that has access to many magical and technological powers including a mastery of Oobleck. He is also the commander of a vast legion of other fish with legs, although they are not magical. He generally works for me but can be persuaded to help others as well. Killing Bartholomew is not a good idea, just putting that out there. 

I find Bartholomew, then burn pewter and try to stab him.

I know it's not a good idea and I still want to know what happens. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

7 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I punch Vyzkel and take the Sandwich.

I fall to the ground dazed. Unluckily, I fall into the chute, luckily, I am not in frozen carbonate, unluckily once again, I am unconscious after falling my on head.

Edited October 31, 2025 by Vyzkel
Words ugh

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I slide down the chute, whooping, then shout "Are you okay?"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I don’t answer because I am unconscious.