The Battle for the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

The world troubles me. The balance of the forc- Sandwich has been disrupted. Reluctant though I may be, I must do what is right. I prepare for my last stand. If I must die, I will die doing what is right. I summon my sandwichblade, and turn on my sandwichsaber.

I give you the story tracker for @Born of Mist, so that you always know where he is.

[___ He/Him]

6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

The world troubles me. The balance of the forc- Sandwich has been disrupted. Reluctant though I may be, I must do what is right. I prepare for my last stand. If I must die, I will die doing what is right. I summon my sandwichblade, and turn on my sandwichsaber.

Even though you are not part of the coalition (I think), I stand beside you, and summon my mega honorblade.

"Please don't eat it this time." I say to you.

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I give you the story tracker for @Born of Mist, so that you always know where he is.

I thank you. You completely misinterpreted me. Tears in my eyes, I run you through. 

“I would that the world must not be this way. You have brought this upon yourself.”

9 minutes ago, mippo said:

Even though you are not part of the coalition (I think), I stand beside you, and summon my mega honorblade.

"Please don't eat it this time." I say to you.

 

I eat you and take it for myself.

 

Of the ten fools, all of you (no I wasn’t being unclear I swear I thought my post made sense)

I must stop this. Until my last breath, I will do my part to stop this evil. 

I find @Born of Mist, and clarify that I am joining this coalition. 

The Sandwich War has begun…

Guys, pls don’t kill me. I’m gonna have a whole arc where I realize that a civil war defeats the whole purpose of this game, but first I wanna have fun with this.

Edited July 10, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I thank you. You completely misinterpreted me. Tears in my eyes, I run you through. 

“I would that the world must not be this way. You have brought this upon yourself.”

I eat you and take it for myself.

 

Of the ten fools, all of you (no I wasn’t being unclear I swear I thought my post made sense)

I must stop this. Until my last breath, I will do my part to stop this evil. 

I find @Born of Mist, and clarify that I am joining this coalition. 

The Sandwich War has begun…

Guys, pls don’t kill me. I’m gonna have a whole arc where I realize that a civil war defeats the whole purpose of this game, but first I wanna have fun with this.

I zip next to you using my steelmind and then butn bendalloy to create a speed bubble so we can talk. "Why? Why do you oppose us?" I also Pull the tracker to me and Push @CoderDrag0n8 away to safety

Edited July 10, 2025 by Kaladin Stormcursed

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I zip next to you using my steelmind and then butn bendalloy to create a speed bubble so we can talk. "Why? Why do you oppose us?" I also Pull the tracker to me and Push @CoderDrag0n8 away to safety

“I thank you for being open to diplomacy. Perhaps not all of you are evil. But a Sandwich Monopoly will create more enemies than friends. See the light. Join those who fight for the poor, the defenseless, those in need. You need not be evil!”

WaT:

Spoiler

Sunmaker gambit

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren, this is what I found for what happened to those. The second one is the one that I froze. Dunno what happened to the other 10 Honorblades. 

I commend you for searching through all the pages. I believe that of the 10 remaining honorblades, @Uninteligenius has Jezrien's. The others are probably hiding in the dreamscape.

8 hours ago, Celloist said:

I ask Kaladinsenseofhumorspren if I can join the coalition.

8 hours ago, mippo said:

Yk I actually started the coalition in the first place, I would like some input

Btw if you want to get someone's attention, @ them

I accept, but wait for @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren before sealing the bond.

I agree too. And yes, it was @mippo who first reached out to me.

4 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

I am forming a coalition to counter @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's.

...

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

We should call the @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren and @mippo coalition something.

I suggest we name the coalition: The United Sandwich.

I ask @Born of Mist why he wishes to counter us.

I suggest The United Sandwich League

 

4 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

“I thank you for being open to diplomacy. Perhaps not all of you are evil. But a Sandwich Monopoly will create more enemies than friends. See the light. Join those who fight for the poor, the defenseless, those in need. You need not be evil!”

WaT:

  Hide contents

Sunmaker gambit

 

So... who's side are you on?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

“I thank you for being open to diplomacy. Perhaps not all of you are evil. But a Sandwich Monopoly will create more enemies than friends. See the light. Join those who fight for the poor, the defenseless, those in need. You need not be evil!”

WaT:

  Reveal hidden contents

Sunmaker gambit

 

"Au contraire, I do not believe we are evil at all—or at least I am not. Rather, I believe that a monopoly on the Sandwich will serve to put mostly an end to the conflicts which harm the innocent bystander."

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I commend you for searching through all the pages. I believe that of the 10 remaining honorblades, @Uninteligenius has Jezrien's. The others are probably hiding in the dreamscape.

I agree too. And yes, it was @mippo who first reached out to me.

...

I suggest The United Sandwich League

 

So... whose side are you on?

Uhhh maybe @Born of Mist if I think I can’t beat y’all, serve the lesser evil, but idk yet. I’ll see if I can pry y’all apart 1st

3 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"Au contraire, I do not believe we are evil at all—or at least I am not. Rather, I believe that a monopoly on the Sandwich will serve to put mostly an end to the conflicts which harm the innocent bystander."

“How can I trust you. No aspiring sandwich wanter could try to claim it for their own? A monopoly will serve nobody but its members, and the plot needs conflict.”

“I still believe in diplomacy. I still think we can resolve our differences. But storms, I’m willing to fight to the death if I must for those who lack the strength to do so”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Uhhh maybe @Born of Mist if I think I can’t beat y’all, serve the lesser evil, but idk yet. I’ll see if I can pry y’all apart 1st

“How can I trust you. No aspiring sandwich wanter could try to claim it for their own? A monopoly will serve nobody but its members, and the plot needs conflict.”

“I still believe in diplomacy. I still think we can resolve our differences. But storms, I’m willing to fight to the death if I must for those who lack the strength to do so”

"And here we come to a second point: there will always be groups who gain a monopoly on the Sandwich. I would much rather it be us, who can then control and direct quests for the Sandwich where they may avoid great harm. I seek to direct this group to become a powerful force behind the scenes, directing this world to produce the greatest good."

You know what just occurred to me? Idk if anybody's done this before but it would be fun to do a crossover with TLT

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"And here we come to a second point: there will always be groups who gain a monopoly on the Sandwich. I would much rather it be us, who can then control and direct quests for the Sandwich where they may avoid great harm. I seek to direct this group to become a powerful force behind the scenes, directing this world to produce the greatest good."

You know what just occurred to me? Idk if anybody's done this before but it would be fun to do a crossover with TLT

That would be cool but confusing 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Uhhh maybe @Born of Mist if I think I can’t beat y’all, serve the lesser evil, but idk yet. I’ll see if I can pry y’all apart 1st

“How can I trust you. No aspiring sandwich wanter could try to claim it for their own? A monopoly will serve nobody but its members, and the plot needs conflict.”

“I still believe in diplomacy. I still think we can resolve our differences. But storms, I’m willing to fight to the death if I must for those who lack the strength to do so”

With our coalition, no single person has control over the Sandwich, but the collective does. Isn't that better?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, mippo said:

That would be cool but confusing 

Yeah...but just imagine. It would be so cool

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I thank you. You completely misinterpreted me. Tears in my eyes, I run you through. 

“I would that the world must not be this way. You have brought this upon yourself.”

I eat you and take it for myself.

 

Of the ten fools, all of you (no I wasn’t being unclear I swear I thought my post made sense)

I must stop this. Until my last breath, I will do my part to stop this evil. 

I find @Born of Mist, and clarify that I am joining this coalition. 

The Sandwich War has begun…

Guys, pls don’t kill me. I’m gonna have a whole arc where I realize that a civil war defeats the whole purpose of this game, but first I wanna have fun with this.

I smile. I have slowly began to change throughout appearing. "You... Will... REGRET THIS!" I say, right before I disintegrate. "I will be back..." A small object clutters to the ground. It is a book with the symbol of 2 crystalized dragon wings on its cover. You cannot read its title.

18 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"And here we come to a second point: there will always be groups who gain a monopoly on the Sandwich. I would much rather it be us, who can then control and direct quests for the Sandwich where they may avoid great harm. I seek to direct this group to become a powerful force behind the scenes, directing this world to produce the greatest good."

You know what just occurred to me? Idk if anybody's done this before but it would be fun to do a crossover with TLT

that would be so cool lets do that

1 hour ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I zip next to you using my steelmind and then butn bendalloy to create a speed bubble so we can talk. "Why? Why do you oppose us?" I also Pull the tracker to me and Push @CoderDrag0n8 away to safety

Sadly, it was to late. However, you do hear a strange voice in your head before he passes. Trust Me.

Edited July 10, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I smile. I have slowly began to change throughout appearing. "You... Will... REGRET THIS!" I say, right before I disintegrate. "I will be back..." A small object clutters to the ground. It is a book with the symbol of 2 crystalized dragon wings on its cover. You cannot read its title.

that would be so cool lets do that

Sadly, it was to late. However, you do hear a strange voice in your head before he passes. Trust Me.

I nod. I do, however, pick up the book, curious.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I nod. I do, however, pick up the book, curious.

It seems to have an ethereal property. Do you open it?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

It seems to have an ethereal property. Do you open it?

Yep

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Yep

As you open it, a window apears in front of you (like one of those 'the world is now a video game' system windows) and it says

[CD8 is asking for probability]

[Will you give him probability?]

[Yes] [No]

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

As you open it, a window apears in front of you (like one of those 'the world is now a video game' system windows) and it says

[CD8 is asking for probability]

[Will you give him probability?]

[Yes] [No]

I drop my speed bubble, then make a smaller one for just me. I then click yes.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"And here we come to a second point: there will always be groups who gain a monopoly on the Sandwich. I would much rather it be us, who can then control and direct quests for the Sandwich where they may avoid great harm. I seek to direct this group to become a powerful force behind the scenes, directing this world to produce the greatest good."

You know what just occurred to me? Idk if anybody's done this before but it would be fun to do a crossover with TLT

“…Perhaps better you than others, you have shown a will for good. However, imagine a world where no organization had complete control over the Sandwich, a land of freedom”

also, should I join TLT?

17 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

With our coalition, no single person has control over the Sandwich, but the collective does. Isn't that better?

”Multi person Dictatorship is Dictatorship nonetheless, regardless of how benevolent said Dictators may be.”

9 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I smile. I have slowly began to change throughout appearing. "You... Will... REGRET THIS!" I say, right before I disintegrate. "I will be back..." A small object clutters to the ground. It is a book with the symbol of 2 crystalized dragon wings on its cover. You cannot read its title.

that would be so cool lets do that

Sadly, it was too late. However, you do hear a strange voice in your head before he passes. Trust Me.

Is it ORV???

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I drop my speed bubble, then make a smaller one for just me. I then click yes.

Thank you.

Suddenly, you see darkness shift outside of your speed bubble. It is shifting incredibly fast, even though you have a speed bubble up. It slowly coalesces into a being with large crystalized wings. 

That was much aprechiated.

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

“…Perhaps better you than others, you have shown a will for good. However, imagine a world where no organization had complete control over the Sandwich, a land of freedom”

also, should I join TLT?

”Multi person Dictatorship is Dictatorship nonetheless, regardless of how benevolent said Dictators may be.”

Is it ORV???

no.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

“…Perhaps better you than others, you have shown a will for good. However, imagine a world where no organization had complete control over the Sandwich, a land of freedom”

also, should I join TLT?

”Multi person Dictatorship is Dictatorship nonetheless, regardless of how benevolent said Dictators may be.”

Is it ORV???

You totally should. TLT is fun.

I'll say this occurs before I drop the speed bubble.

"You see, to me that sounds like anarchy, where this world returns to its base state of widespread harm." (@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren isn't in the speed bubble, so I'll respond to thelast bit. Unless he slipped in somehow.) "Control is a fact of this realm; I would rather it be in the hands of the benevolent than others."

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Thank you.

Suddenly, you see darkness shift outside of your speed bubble. It is shifting incredibly fast, even though you have a speed bubble up. It slowly coalesces into a being with large crystalized wings. 

That was much aprechiated.

no.

I nod, but look confused.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

You totally should. TLT is fun.

I'll say this occurs before I drop the speed bubble.

"You see, to me that sounds like anarchy, where this world returns to its base state of widespread harm." (@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren isn't in the speed bubble, so I'll respond to thelast bit. Unless he slipped in somehow.) "Control is a fact of this realm; I would rather it be in the hands of the benevolent than others."

I nod, but look confused.

Now, to deal with my murderer.

I turn to @ChipsAHoid

YOU KILLED ME.

SO, NOW.

FEAR ME.

I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD REGRET THIS.

And so, CD8 stabbed you through the chest while restraining your ability to dodge.

Feel. My. Pain.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

You totally should. TLT is fun.

I'll say this occurs before I drop the speed bubble.

"You see, to me that sounds like anarchy, where this world returns to its base state of widespread harm." (@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren isn't in the speed bubble, so I'll respond to thelast bit. Unless he slipped in somehow.) "Control is a fact of this realm; I would rather it be in the hands of the benevolent than others."

I look at you pleadingly. “The point of the game is anarchy! You would rob that from us? For without conflict, there is no plot!”

9 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Now, to deal with my murderer.

I turn to @ChipsAHoid

YOU KILLED ME.

SO, NOW.

FEAR ME.

I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD REGRET THIS.

And so, CD8 stabbed you through the chest while restraining your ability to dodge.

Feel. My. Pain.

No. Odium takes my pain. He can take urs too! #OdiumTookMyPain lol

I roll my eyes at your drama and chill, sword stuck in my chest. “Are you done with the theatrics yet?”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I look at you pleadingly. “The point of the game is anarchy! You would rob that from us? For without conflict, there is no plot!”

No. Odium takes my pain. He can take urs too! #OdiumTookMyPain lol

I roll my eyes at your drama and chill, sword stuck in my chest. “Are you done with the theatrics yet?”

"Anarchy leads to widespread devastation. Controlled anarchy, on the other hand, is nearly indistinguishable while protecting those not involved."

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"Anarchy leads to widespread devastation. Controlled anarchy, on the other hand, is nearly indistinguishable while protecting those not involved."

“Ok, you’ve piqued my interest. Controlled anarchy?”