The Battle for the Sandwich

[The H]

"Incredible things, sweet sluggie. Incredible, mysterious things..." I mutter, still stirring. "Would you like to lick the batter off the spoon?" I ask JOKINGLY. (Don't do it, it's not tasty)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I join my master.
“Is it ready, my master? Is it? Is it? Is it?”

“Have you solved the Problem?”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While all of this was going on the sandwich was stolen by a company of 6.02*10^23 moles.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

58 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

While all of this was going on the sandwich was stolen by a company of 6.02*10^23 moles.

Six times ten to the -pause- twenty-third!

Did anyone else have to learn that song in Chemistry...?

*terrifying flashbacks*

*pleading nugget noises*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Not really… but I still will always regard avacados as my enemies.

Thats why I love to mash their insides into guac and then devour it. (It’s kinda like my bro, who is a pescatarian out of hate for fish)

I split myself into 6x10^23 mes, then recover the The Sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I trap all of the SpiritOfWraths into a tiny room and use a vacuum cleaner to steal the Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I use a leaf blower to counter your vacume and makes the sandwich float in the air at a exact distance of 3.6372995717848865257489572 feet away from the vacuum

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I grab the The Sandwich.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Elan grabs the Sandwich from you. Then I takes it from him. I go and start forcing all the maidens in the kingdom to try it on to see if they are the Chosen Sandwich Person

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I declare myself as the sandwich person and steal the sandwich for myself.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I declare myself as the sandwich person and steal the sandwich for myself.

I steals it back because you didn't complete the trials to prove you were the Chosen Sandwich Person.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I procure an ancient document that says that I am the Chosen Sandwich Person. I can't give you the document because the ink is still wet and I'd rather you not smear the words or your hands.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I refuses to believe the document is real. Ancient documents don't have wet ink. And you also didn't complete the trialsssss.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*nugget frustration*

Someone should do something about my nugget-ness.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I do something about Glass's nugget-ness.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I do something about Glass's nugget-ness.

*nugget confusion*

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I un-nuggetatize glass then resteal the sandwich, declaring that I don't need any trials to prove I am the sandwich person.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Suuuuure

I believe you too jar jar

I unbanish Ancient Elantris and sacrifice Elan to the The Sandwich, offering the body to Tell, a sandwich man.

Im pretty sure Glass has been unnuggeted multiple times…

Edited September 24, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[The H]

6 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

I procure an ancient document that says that I am the Chosen Sandwich Person. I can't give you the document because the ink is still wet and I'd rather you not smear the words or your hands.

Most believable statement about the Chosen Sandwich Person

However, the Cult Of The Sandwich has higher and more just ideals.

I hold out my hand. @AltonicKeys, will you join us?

Edited September 24, 2024 by The H

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I un-nuggetatize glass then resteal the sandwich, declaring that I don't need any trials to prove I am the sandwich person.

I disagrees. So he takes back the sandwich.

3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I unbanish Ancient Elantris and sacrifice Elan to the The Sandwich, offering the body to Tell, a sandwich man.

Im pretty sure Glass has been unnuggeted multiple times…

Elan refuses to be sacrificed, and also has no idea who Ancient Elantris is. Then I runs away with the sandwich until he can find the chosen one.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Determined to get back for all the spelling corrections, I grow thirty eyes, arms, etc., and fly over to Elan. First, I slobber all over him, then I stab him with some of the arm-claws I grew. The sacrifice will be complete. It MUST be complete.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Elan politely refuses. Again.

Then I, watching Elan and SpiritOfWrath fight, begins setting up trials for the Chosen Sandwich Person.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

1 hour ago, The H said:

I hold out my hand. @AltonicKeys, will you join us?

That sounds, and probably is, evil! I'll stick to morally just scamming, thank you very much. Unrelated, I ask you if you would like to steal the sandwich for me, and in exchange I'll grant you a mysterious and perfectly vague reward.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Heresy. We will have the The Sandwich, Keys. Whether or not you join us. Finally, I break away from Elan and attack @Ancient Elantrian (really, aren't you Elan, or am I just having a stroke?)

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Heresy. We will have the The Sandwich, Keys. Whether or not you join us. Finally, I break away from Elan and attack @Ancient Elantrian (really, aren't you Elan, or am I just having a stroke?)

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I have two characters, it kinda happened out of the blue

I have Elan (which is me)

And I (which is also me but not Elan)

Elan attacks back. Unfortunately for SOW, Elan is an interdimentional being ranked as God-Type-1 by some facilities, who is nearly invincible and immortal so she'll lose.

I keeps the sandwich watching the battle happily.