The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I dump some water on Vyz's head to wash away the tears and to shock him back to reality

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I yell, "oh TOOOODLES!!"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m the third top poster now

Now drenched, I watch Toodles fly over my head and float in front of Glass.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Nice, dude.

Toodles gives me a block of C4.

Which I promptly glue to Vyz and run away with a remote detonator.

I giggle evilly and yell that the first person to push the button gets a billion dollars.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I push the button and give the billion dollars to Vyz so he can get himself a nice doctor.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I groan as I take it, promptly calling an ambulance.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I just noticed, congrats!

Also is toodles a dog or something?

Annnnnd I'm driving the truck!!! Yayyy annnnndddd I also misheard your location so I drove to another random guy instead.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

 

Also is toodles a dog or something?

Toodles is a character from the kids show Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

42 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Toodles is a character from the kids show Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Indeed

Doomslug accidentally drove over Vyz in the process

[BlueWildRye he/him]

While everyone else is doing other things, I steal the Sandwich using the machine, then make the machine guard my house.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Which actually means that I stole the Sandwich, since I was still possessing Rye.

I stop possessing him and take the Sandwich to a different planet via the CR.

Also Rye are you still gonna do the Sacrifice RP?

Edited August 24, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

15 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Indeed

Doomslug accidentally drove over Vyz in the process

I push doomslug out of the driver seat and then back up over Vyz. Then I drive over him, and back up over him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

When I get bored of that, I load Vyz in the back, strap him down, and then launch the ambulance off a cliff with a brick on the gas.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

I push doomslug out of the driver seat and then back up over Vyz. Then I drive over him, and back up over him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

When I get bored of that, I load Vyz in the back, strap him down, and then launch the ambulance off a cliff with a brick on the gas.

Vyz my bro how are you not dead at this point

Unless you are...

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[PianoSavant she/her]

4 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I push doomslug out of the driver seat and then back up over Vyz. Then I drive over him, and back up over him again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

When I get bored of that, I load Vyz in the back, strap him down, and then launch the ambulance off a cliff with a brick on the gas.

Oof

I attempt to come up with an amusing response to that, but I fail. I steal the Sandwich to console myself.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Vyz my bro how are you not dead at this point

Unless you are...

hmmmmmmmmmmm

I am technically the center of attention right now so… plot armor?

I question why I’m being mention in this thread more than the Sandwich, the Sandwich agrees and decides to take a ride with me in my brand new ambulance.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I am technically the center of attention right now so… plot armor?

I question why I’m being mention in this thread more than the Sandwich, the Sandwich agrees and decides to take a ride with me in my brand new ambulance.

You're not wrong.

I steal Vyz and take him to my house where I heal him and wrap him in bubble wrap and then throw him off a cliff.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

12 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

You're not wrong.

I steal Vyz and take him to my house where I heal him and wrap him in bubble wrap and then throw him off a cliff.

I drive an ambulance off the same cliff, and it lands on Vyz

I take the sandwich because sandwiches are delicious and an unpopped section of bubble wrap because bubble wrap is fun 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

5 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Which actually means that I stole the Sandwich, since I was still possessing Rye.

I stop possessing him and take the Sandwich to a different planet via the CR.

Also Rye are you still gonna do the Sacrifice RP?

yea but i'm waiting for RoyalBeeMage to respond to my character's question

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, WildRye said:

yea but i'm waiting for RoyalBeeMage to respond to my character's question

Ah I see 

At this point you could pretend like he hadn't heard you and do something else lol

The bubble wrap actually does something and protects Vyz for once.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I yell huzzah!

[PianoSavant she/her]

I steal the Sandwich in celebration.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

23 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Toodles is a character from the kids show Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Whaaaaaat. I even watched Mickey Mouse as a kid! Howwwww, man I must have a bump on my head.

Yayy! Celebrate! Now, Piano, GIVE THE SANDWICH TO ME. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, SHARING IS CARING! Be a civilized, proper-mannered, humane, awesome, cool, really great, splendiferous, (and uhhh I ran out of words) human being and share that sandwich with me!!! (AND I'M EXEMPT FROM THIS RULE CUZ)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

48 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Whaaaaaat. I even watched Mickey Mouse as a kid! Howwwww, man I must have a bump on my head.

Yayy! Celebrate! Now, Piano, GIVE THE SANDWICH TO ME. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, SHARING IS CARING! Be a civilized, proper-mannered, humane, awesome, cool, really great, splendiferous, (and uhhh I ran out of words) human being and share that sandwich with me!!! (AND I'M EXEMPT FROM THIS RULE CUZ)

…does embarrassment change people’s typing styles or something?

I veto this statement with a big red veto stamp of power, this gives me the Sandwich.

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I override your veto bringing the sandwich back to me.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I get a 2/3 majority, and the sandwich is mine now. I have it mailed to my house