The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*gag*

[strmblsd he/him]

Since it is now day I am just staring at the sun instead of stars

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Did we just make a gagging gag?

While still gagging, I take the Sandwich. I quickly put sunglasses in strmblsd so he doesn’t go blind.

Edited July 21, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
Ninja’d and the WORST typo, but I’m not changing it.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I watch Vyzkel shove sunglasses down strmblsd’s throat, and faint, my spirit leave my body, takes the spirit of the sandwich (which is what we are after anyway) and flys off to live in the sun.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Oh my goodness

I put the spirit of the Sandwich back into its physical form, Dr. Strange style, then I run away from the horrors I have created.

Edited July 21, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
I hate typos

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I use the heimlich maneuver to save Strmblsd's life, then shoot Vyz in the back with Vindication in retribution.

Edited July 21, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I give Strmblsd some sunscreen, then grab the sandwich from Vyz’s body and start to beat up the corpse 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I regret ever having that typo.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I take the sandwich from Pineap and give it to Strmblsd before setting up a  umbrella to protect him from the sun. 

[strmblsd he/him]

I sit and am just happy that people care

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I give Strmblsd a hug and shoot Vyz's body again. Just for good measure.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

33 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I give Strmblsd a hug and shoot Vyz's body again. Just for good measure.

Hey!

I sign and finally stand up, showing everyone the Kevlar vest I had under my clothes, then I feel sad about my now broken ketchup packets.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I take Glass’s gun and shoot Vyz in the ketchup packets. I then proceed to continue to attack him with a club.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I take back Vindication and shoot Vyz in the head because why not.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What did I do

[strmblsd he/him]

I jump in front of vyz to protect him. I'll will protect those who cannot protect themselves 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Strmblsd gets Shardplate because he said the 4th ideal off-screen. Meanwhile, I try to cut the Sandwich in half with a Shardblade but only succeed in turning one of my fingers grey.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I gasp in awe, I then take the Sandwich and, kneeling on one knee, present the Sandwich to strmblsd saying,”you’re courage is much appreciated, I give you this as your reward.”

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I respect Strmblsd’s decision, and only hit Vyz a couple more times. I also give Rye some stormlight to heal his finger. I do a security check on the Sandwich, since Vyz has demonstrated himself to be untrustworthy.

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

What did I do

the sunglasses incident 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Pineap-spider said:

the sunglasses incident 

All because of a typo

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I swoop in from a vine Tarzan style, with my pet monkey Jerome, and we steal the sandwich and quickly swing away in the heart of the Amazon. 

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I burn the amazon to find @Unintelligenius.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Your post was not bolded, so you dreamed it!

I burn the Amazon to find @Unintelligenius, but the ice caps melt and we all get flooded.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Luckily I brought scuba gear, I put it on and grab the floating Sandwich.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I sneeze causing the drain to pull, making the flood waters drain away, then, because of the power of the wirlpool and my sneeze, Vyz looses his grip and his scuba gear, and my spirit takes the spirit of the sandwich again, and goes back to the sun.

I am still a spirit lol, Where the heck is my body!