The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I just sit still.. alone.. 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I give strmblsd a puppy so that he is no longer alone, then i use my sandwich magnet to pull the sandwich out of the wreckage and continue sprinting away with my SpeedyLegs10,000

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I sit down and make sure Strmblsd knows he’s not alone 

Edited July 15, 2024 by Pineap-spider
Totally ninja’d

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give strmblsd a cookie.

edit: did we all just post at once?

Edited July 15, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
Double ninja’d

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

i love how we all are trying to save strmblsd's mental sanity

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said:

i love how we all are trying to save strmblsd's mental sanity

I think I lost that a while ago

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, strmblsd said:

I think I lost that a while ago

We’re trying to find it for you

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I give strmblsd a bottle of liquid mental sanity with instructions to drink the whole bottle.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give strmblsd the sanity pills from Phasmaphobia, I also covertly take the Sandwich while no one is looking.

[strmblsd he/him]

I drink and eat those.. and then get a headache from the pain of thoughts and regret it

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

My life sense from having 10,000 BEUs causes me to recognize your theft, and challenge you to a shard duel for the sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I throw up the pills and liquid sanity

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I summon my Shardstick that I got from the Blond Guild Leader and ready myself for battle. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw every single weapon from Animal Annihilation at Vyzkel. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I curl up in a ball, knowing what horrors have been made on that thread.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I give Strmblsd a hug.

[strmblsd he/him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I give Strmblsd a hug.

I hug you back because you guys are actually such good friends to me even though I never met you guys in real life...

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I take the sandwich from Lime, give it to Strmblsd, and then also give him a hug

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I am almost willing to let strmblsd have the sandwich, but instead, I make him a PB&J, replace the sandwich, so that he still has something, give him another puppy, pat him on the head, wish him luck, refer him to Stormblessed Group Therapy, then bolt away.

[strmblsd he/him]

I ask why you guys care so much

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I ask why you guys care so much

I tell you it's because we think you're amazing and it hurts to see you hurting.

*hugs*

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I say "I think your a nerd! and Nerds are Endearing! Like Design's annoying personality!"

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I walk up and give strmblsd a hug and say “do unto others as you would have them do to you.”

Edited July 15, 2024 by One of the Ten Fools

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This is wholesome

I take the Sandwich without SourCandyLime noticing and replace it with a PB&J sandwich with a note inside that says “karma baby”, then I run to the Australian Outback.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

12 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I ask why you guys care so much

*hugs*