The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Good thing I installed a kill switch onto George, a tear runs down my face as I flip the switch and George stops moving. I take the Sandwich from his jaws and say,”it’s for the best, good boy.”

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

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I team up with George to help fight off Bookwyrm

I get ninja’d, and revive George out of spite. We still team up, but this time to fight Vyz

Edited June 16, 2024 by Pineap-spider
Ninja’d

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I team up with George to help fight off Bookwyrm

George is dead, that can’t happen

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

6 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

George is dead, that can’t happen

It can now

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I order Bookwyrm to attack George.

@The Bookwyrm get back in here lol

"What would I do that for?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"What would I do that for?"

"The Sandwich. And because I have this cool new mind control device." *uses device*

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

George, being a laser dog, blasts the device, then we tag team Vyz, stealing the sandwich. I invite Bookwyrm to join our party, on account of the fact that they didn’t attack George

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"The Sandwich. And because I have this cool new mind control device." *uses device*

"No thanks. The sandwich is more trouble than it's worth. And also mind control devices don't work on me, on account of me controlling my own mind."

1 hour ago, Pineap-spider said:

George, being a laser dog, blasts the device, then we tag team Vyz, stealing the sandwich. I invite Bookwyrm to join our party, on account of the fact that they didn’t attack George

"...That also sounds like more trouble than it's worth."

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am now sporting a black eye and a broken arm because I just got jumped by my dead dog and a Pineapple spider.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I try to break your other arm just because but then scream in pain because I forgot I gave you that metal one. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I laugh at you 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I cry.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I go get medical attention.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The doctors have all quit because they want the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I force a doctor to heal my broken arm using a Glock.

[Lunamor she/her]

It turns out shooting your arm isn’t very effective in terms of healing, so I take the sandwich while you search for a different doctor.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

That’s not… whatever

I make a cleric heals my arm using a healing spell and I start chasing Lunamor.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

That’s not… whatever

I make a cleric heals my arm using a healing spell and I start chasing Lunamor.

I point out your grammar error and you quit chasing me out of shame.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

I point out your grammar error and you quit chasing me out of shame.

Stupid typos

I grab my Glock and shoot Lina or in both arms,”HOW YOU LIKE THAT,” I say as I take the Sandwich and run away.

[Lunamor she/her]

5 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Stupid typos

I grab my Glock and shoot Lina or in both arms,”HOW YOU LIKE THAT,” I say as I take the Sandwich and run away.

I point out your spelling error and you die of embarrassment.

[strmblsd he/him]

 

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I trip you. Wake up and go trip you and put the sandwich back on the monument with 3 fakes and you have to choose.

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It's the right one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

I point out your spelling error and you die of embarrassment.

IM GOING TO THROW MY PHONE

I get resurrected by the grim reaper and I start chasing LUNAMOR and shoot her in both arms, screaming in pure rage.

[Lunamor she/her]

I wonder why you are taking pictures of me and continue to run away.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

I wonder why you are taking pictures of me and continue to run away.

UUGGHH

I shoot Lunamor WITH A GUN, in both arms.

[Lunamor she/her]

I’m impressed that you managed to take pictures with a gun and retain control of the sandwich.