The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I HATH BEEN SUMMONED!

I politely accept the invitation.

*Have

"Great, now we just have to wait for @Edema Rue to respond."

[Edema Rue she/her]

My quoting isn’t working for some reason…

I blink, then carefully position the sandwich in the Lunch Safe. “Normal rules?”

[Immortal Platypus]

49 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

*Have

"Great, now we just have to wait for @Edema Rue to respond."

*Hath. I said what I meant and I meant what I said.

30 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

My quoting isn’t working for some reason…

I blink, then carefully position the sandwich in the Lunch Safe. “Normal rules?”

"Normal rules," Platypus says with a nod. "Lunch SafeTM under the table? Watch the waiters. Sequence loves to show up as one. So did Nameless if I recall correctly."

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Whilst everyone is watching the waiters I turn myself into a monkey and Jerome and I jump into the restaurant through the window. Jerome jumps on the table and distracts everyone by doing a double backflip. Whilst everyone admires his cuteness I sneak under that table and steal the sandwich then run out and teleport to Amazon Rain Forest to go eat some bananas.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Oh, come on! Why do these lunch dates never work?" I say, reading the menu. "Ooh, falafels! Those seem nice."

[Immortal Platypus]

33 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"Oh, come on! Why do these lunch dates never work?" I say, reading the menu. "Ooh, falafels! Those seem nice."

"It's fine. He stole the safe on top of the actual safe which I hid in the floorboards."

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"It's fine. He stole the safe on top of the actual safe which I hid in the floorboards."

"Ah, good. What are you getting?"

[strmblsd he/him]

I got to the amazon too sit next to @Unintelligeniusand just decide to eat bananas too and I offer him a  truce where we share the sandwitch and eat banananas

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I accept the truce and open the safe so we can bask in the glory of the sandwich. But it's not there. I am sad until I eat a banana then I'm happy.
 

Also @strmblsd would we share the sandwich or a sand witch? 

 

[Immortal Platypus]

13 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"Ah, good. What are you getting?"

"I think I'll probably get the chicken noodle soup with bread sticks."

guys, I haven't posted here in like, literal months. And I am still the top poster. This is ridiculous. 

Edited May 24, 2024 by Immortal Platypus

[strmblsd he/him]

2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Also @strmblsd would we share the sandwich or a sand witch? 

 

Both

[PianoSavant she/her]

2 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"It's fine. He stole the safe on top of the actual safe which I hid in the floorboards."

I disguise myself as a floorboard. That done, I sneak under the floorboards (don’t ask me how that works it just does) and steal the sandwich 

[The Stormfather He/Him]

I Jump on the floorboards, bashing your head and then tear up the floor to grab the sandwich. 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I aim Archimedes II at you and cackle loudly. Then I say, “Hand over the sandwich or get zapped by the giant space laser.”

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I dug a tunnel underneath the floorboards and took the safe with the sandwich inside, then left discreetly without anyone noticing. Since we're kinda maybe rping though you guys wouldn't know that until you checked, though. I step into the restaurant and pretend to look shocked at @WhyEverNot_8.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*confusion*

”Gimme the sammich”

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

appears in all lowercase sad letters and picks the sandwich up sadly

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Hugs you and lets you have it

[The Stick]

I bring a selection of food so Unintelegenius and I can be pacifists in the rainforest.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

i still have the sandwhich

and a hug from Why

[Vyzkel He/Him]

APPEARS IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS, THUS BECOMING HUGE. I STOMP ON Angushed_One AND BEND DOWN AND PICK UP THE SANDWICH AND RUN EXTREMELY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF MY BIG LEGS.

[Wierdo he/him]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

APPEARS IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS, THUS BECOMING HUGE. I STOMP ON Angushed_One AND BEND DOWN AND PICK UP THE SANDWICH AND RUN EXTREMELY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF MY BIG LEGS.

Sues for battery, assault, and murder.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

8 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

Sues for battery, assault, and murder.

not to mention hurting your adopted mother, or misspelling her username 

Edited May 25, 2024 by Anguished_One

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

APPEARS IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS, THUS BECOMING HUGE. I STOMP ON Angushed_One AND BEND DOWN AND PICK UP THE SANDWICH AND RUN EXTREMELY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF MY BIG LEGS.

*puts @Vyzkel Willbender in aluminum chains to stop his steelrunning and pewter burning

Edited May 25, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Wierdo he/him]

5 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

mentionnot to emtion hurting your adopted mother, or misspelling her username 

That too