The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am now writhing in pain

[strmblsd he/him]

I finish the cinnamon challenge and throw more cinnamon in vyzkels face.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You guys are so mean

I develop an immunity to cinnamon and other powders thrown in my eyes.

[strmblsd he/him]

I spray lemon juice in your eyes

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Bruh

I become the god of all excruciating acids in vulnerable places, and I teleport to the sandwich and take it, giving Through the living glass multiple paper cuts and squeezing lemon juice into every single one.

[strmblsd he/him]

I go and comfort her because that is a very mean thing to do...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Says you

I hide the sandwich in an undisclosed location, and I teleport over to slap strmblsd in the face in revenge.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Bruh

I become the god of all excruciating acids in vulnerable places, and I teleport to the sandwich and take it, giving Through the living glass multiple paper cuts and squeezing lemon juice into every single one.

Someone's angry... 

I accept Strmblsd's comfort, but in all actuality I'm fine because I became immune to such torture when I got siblings.

I chase Vyzkel down with a water hose and spray him to the ground, striping him of his sour power (haHA) and stealing the Sandwich.

[Wittles he/him]

I grab the sandwich after using a smoke bomb 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I smoke the sandwich after using a grab bomb. The smoke hides me and the bomb grabs the sandwich and throws it to me. I catch it and give a banana to Jerome.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I soulcast the smoke into marble, freezing Unintelligenius and Jerome in the stone, then get several sticks of dynamite and begin blowing a tunnel towards the sandwich.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

But the sandwich is gone. On a far hill, barley visible in the distance, Exceptionally far, miles and kilometers and inches away, I stand triumphant, eight feet away, the sandwich in my hand, the fake having lasted quite many pages.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

*wonders when the sandwich was even swapped*

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm sits on a hill and eats a sandwich that's not The Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

Strmblsd goes and sits next to bookwyrm and eats a different sandwich but not the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I go an sit next to Strmblsd and Bookwyrm and eat a different different sandwich that is not the Sandwich.

Then I steal the Sandwich.

Then I sit back down on the hill and eat my first sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Then I unsoulcast myself, take the sandwich, and also eat a sandwich that is not The Sandwich.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

After that I take the sandwich and throw it really really really far across the multiverse.

[strmblsd he/him]

And hit me in the face.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I sneak into the Aperture Science HQ, where they use the portal to the multiverse as a lore justification way to implement the Portal 2 level creator Multiversal Testing Initiative. It's no trouble for me to get the sandwich from there.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I trade Nerdy some cake for the sandwich, but the cake is a lie. So I run away with the sandwich. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I trade Ten Fools three cakes for the sandwich. And I'm a nice person so only two of the cakes were lies. Then I walk away with the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Since you all have created a big web of lies, you are all stuck now. I take the sandwich from Unintelligenius’ sticky hands.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

A large number of giant spiders surround Vyzkel Willbender, drawn to the web. They spin him into the web and pass the sandwich from each leg to the next in a creepy arachnophobia inducing way until it makes it to the next spider in line, then that repeats again until I take the sandwich from the last spider.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Since you didn’t bold it, it was all a dream
I wake up and a large number of spiders surround BlueWildRye, getting him stuck in the webs also.

Edited May 22, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender