The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I pour some diesel on Vin Diesel and they cancel out so I grab the sandwich and Jerome then teleport onto the death star.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I steal the Death Star plans from the main computer (turns out they were in there after all) and use them to locate the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The last post wasn't bolded, so you actually dreamed that!
I blow up the Death Star and escape on the USS Enterprise.

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That's going to annoy so many people *evil laughter* 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 17, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I disguise myself as Mary Sue and the crew gives me the sandwich. I then leap into outer space and try to swim away.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I activate the tractor beam on my star destroyer and pull you in, then lock you in a jail cell, then take the sandwich. I then let you have a ship and send you off.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I cry because Vin Diesel is gone.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use my star destroyer destroyer to destroy WhyEverNot's star destroyer then throw my boomerang out in the debris and it clips the sandwich and they both fly back to my hands. I eat a lifesize donut which calls down the bifrost and I appear on Asgard.

[The Stick]

I promptly blow Hemidall's horn and take the sandwich from you as giants storm the Bitfrost.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I use Mjolnir to defeat the armies and take the Sandwich back.

Edited May 17, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Thor smites down Through the Living Glass for stealing his hammer and gives me the sandwich because I said Oden commanded it.

(how are you able to lift the hammer?)

Edited May 17, 2024 by A_Random_Fish

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I start Ragnarok, Odin gets eaten by Fenrir, hence you are no longer under his authority and I will not be smited for stealing your sandwich. I take it and ride away on the back of Jormungandr.

[Lunamor she/her]

I summon the four horsemen who help me take back the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I behead the four horsemen, making them all headless horsemen, then put all their heads in a sack and give it to Lunamor. The horsemen, who know where their heads are, blindly attack Lunamor not knowing who they are attacking. I steal the sandwich in the commotion and give it to a guy going on his morning stroll with his dog.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I Wayne-trade the sandwich for my pocket watch, jump into a car, and drive away.

[Lunamor she/her]

I chuck the sack of heads into the backseat, causing the horsemen to crash the car. I retrieve the sandwich from the wreckage.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I walk away whistling with the real sandwich, laughing at how badly they fell for it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The real sandwich has been replaced with a large grub, and is nowhere to be seen.

[strmblsd he/him]

That is because I stole found it on the ground during the ruckus and am hiding with it out of service so I can't be found

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I summon a genie and wish for the sandwich to be teleported into my hand, which has a broken wrist from the car accident so I accidentally drop it down a storm drain.

 

Edited May 19, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use my thirty-eight blood hounds to track down the scent of the sandwich, I then make a very graceful dive into the sewers and swim after the sandwich.

Edited May 19, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[The Stick]

I then send Javert down into the sewers after you, and he takes the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eat a mini mushroom from Mario and  jump inside Javert’s ears, in which I scramble his brain. I then hit my head on the wall to get me back and scoop the sandwich from the now spasming  Javert.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Poor Javret...

I convince Jerome to steal the Sandwich back for me. He hits Vyzkel over the head, throws him on top of Javert, and takes the Sandwich back to me via helicopter.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

He hits Vyzkel over the head,

I probably deserve that

I call in the US Airforce to help me chase down the helicopter, surrounding it in fighter jets.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I stumble into a jet and try to fly it, then remember my hands are nonfunctional and crash the jet into the helicopter, sending the sandwich spiraling into the air.