The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Wait, actually? WITHOUT SKIPPING ANYTHING??????

I curse people with a longer attention span than the average american and hire a thug to steal the sandwich back.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

im the thug and keep the sandwich for myself.

[Immortal Platypus]

9 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Wait, actually? WITHOUT SKIPPING ANYTHING??????

I curse people with a longer attention span than the average american and hire a thug to steal the sandwich back.

I watched it on like 3x speed, maybe faster, with a few 5-10 second fast-forwards, but yeah lol

I distract you and take the sandwich.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

I watched it on like 3x speed, maybe faster, with a few 5-10 second fast-forwards, but yeah lol

I distract you and take the sandwich.

I take the sandwich from you 

[Immortal Platypus]

12 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Wait, actually? WITHOUT SKIPPING ANYTHING??????

oh, and I watched it throughout several chunks, but I have.

I was disguised as a fake sandwich, and you stole me. I still have the sandwich.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

in a call back to my first post here, i whack you with a quarterstaff and take the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I have been celebrating my first post with Nerdy and Eddie throughout the pages, so I flex on you with that and take the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar and the snail eat lunch. It's salty with their tears.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

A sand wizard traps you in a sandcastle and takes the sandwhich

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Since this was not bolded, i punch cacophony in the face and take the sandwich

[Canada Lover]

4 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I wonder what sandwich Raven had stolen as I still had it...

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The Emu had picked you up, but...

 

4 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Since this was not bolded, i punch cacophony in the face and take the sandwich

An Emu ate Raven, but did not eat the Sandwich.

Edited November 17, 2023 by Canada Lover

[Lord Spirit he/him]

The sand wizard grabs the sandwich from the emu and opens a portal to escape

Edited November 17, 2023 by Lord Spirit

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, Lord Spirit said:

The sand wizard grabs the sandwich from the emu and opens a portal to escape

The Emu blocks the portal, steals the sandwich and is lifted off world by an Emu spaceship. The Emu Spaceship then blows up the planet they were on.

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

 

An Emu ate Raven, but did not eat the Sandwich.

it did.  all this happened with Platypus being held by the emu.

 

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu blocks the portal, steals the sandwich and is lifted off world by an Emu spaceship. The Emu Spaceship then blows up the planet they were on.

This is a war crime and they are prosecuted. I take the sandwich as a reward.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar returns to its grave. The snail steals the sandwich.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

The Sloth walks up to the snail and grabs the sandwich from it

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus takes the sandwich.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I hire Dr. doofenshmirtz to trap the platypus in birthday cake and take the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I summon a whale in a fedora to steal the sandwich back.

[Canada Lover]

2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

it did.  all this happened with Platypus being held by the emu.

 

This is a war crime and they are prosecuted. I take the sandwich as a reward.

The Emu is immortal. So they survive.

Edited November 17, 2023 by Canada Lover

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I'm sorry, but you guys made an ENTIRE 115 PAGES OF THIS!?!?!?!

Stick jumps in with a Shardblade and takes the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

i honestly did not think it would make it this far

I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it.

[Canada Lover]

39 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

i honestly did not think it would make it this far

I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it.

The Emu eats you, as well as the entire universe. Everything except for the sandwich. This also means nothing can stop it.

Edited November 17, 2023 by Canada Lover

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

9 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu eats you, as well as the entire universe. Everything except for the sandwich. This also means nothing can stop it.

I negotiate a settlement with the emu and get the sandwich in exchange for giving it tasty emu food. I also make another universe to replace the old one.

[Canada Lover]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

I negotiate a settlement with the emu and get the sandwich in exchange for giving it tasty emu food. I also make another universe to replace the old one.

The Emu makes an alliance with whoever NerdyAarakocra is, deciding to share the sandwich, allowing them to create another universe. And also eats the wheat.