Shard of Reading Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Then the stranger decided that he was hungry... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 So he ate a cheesburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Cheesburgers were different from cheeseburgers, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Cheesburgers were sentient entities that preyed upon Pasta Monsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 They were delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 And highly venomous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 But not poisonous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Salad pointed out to the narrators that their gender was unknown and that they didn’t like being referred to as female. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 And thusly the truth was revealed that Salad had been an imposter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 (edited) The Salad that had been narrated was actually Salad’s long lost cousin: The Awakened Salsa. Edited May 21, 2020 by The Awakened Salad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 She was a rather watery salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 The NSS—National Salad Society—sought to capture her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 But she was too slippery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 They weren’t sure what to make of her—she could barely be stabbed with a fork! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 They had to send in their best agent to capture her - Avocato. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Armed with a spoon and a mason jar, he went to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 However, Avocado had a deep, dark secret. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 He was overripe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 His core had rotted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 He could only be used for a guacamoldy. Note: I thought you'd pick up on Avocato. Doesn't anyone watch Final Space here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Quitecontrary said: Note: I thought you'd pick up on Avocato. Doesn't anyone watch Final Space here? *raises hand* Me! Me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 A ghanderflaffle delicacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 It was often spread over toasted breadmunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 53 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: It was often spread over toasted breadmunk. The return of the breadmunks. It had an unusually horrid smell, like damp, old laundry stuck in a box for three warm days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 But ghanderflaffles loved it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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