The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Unfortunately, waffles self-destructed when brought into their presence.

[Jaywalk he/him]

So they started begging for pancakes instead.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Steve was obstinate and refused to feed them anything.

[Mat he/him]

So they went for the ultimate backup plan: French Toast 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

He stuffed them with French Toast while beating their heads with sticks converted from fallen breadmunks.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They became baguettemunks.

[+Ark1002]

Which were then eaten by a massive hoid made out of butter.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The baguettemunks where mourned by their breadm*nk, breadmunk, breadmonk, breadmank, breadmink, breadmenk, breadmynk, and breadmounk cousins.

[+Ark1002]

While these breadm*nk, breadmunk, breadmonk, breadmank, breadmink, breadmenk, breadmynk, and breadmounk's mourned, the butter hoid came up behind them and ate them.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

They had many cousins.

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Edited May 18, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The breadminks gasped in horror, as the others began eating the butter.

[+Ark1002]

Yes, butter hoid had many, many cousins.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The butter cousins came to help butter hoid. This included butter kaladin, butter Taravangian, butter Darth Sidious, and butter Brandon Sanderson.

[+Ark1002]

They devoured the breadminks, viciously ripping into them with buttery fangs.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The breadminks gasped to their last breath, as their deadly butter destroying toxin was released.

[+Ark1002]

Butter hoid turned to see all but butter taravangian falling to the ground, bleeding spurts of melted yellow delicious butter. He sobbed, great heaves that shook the earth, but...

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Butter earth arrived late, and  hugged him, causing...

[+Ark1002]

butter hoid to explode into a million tiny pink unicorns.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

THE DAIRYPOCALYSE.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The assorted bread and baguette creatures were not expecting this. Neither was Narrator Woodrack.

[+Ark1002]

It turns out, the spiritual mix of bread creatures and butter hoid is equivalent to that of tiny pink unicorns, so when the hug mixed their spirits, they became a million of them.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The bread and baguette creatures where now more confused, as they were still there, and yet, unicorns.

[+Ark1002]

The creatures felt a strong urge to consume... flesh. Human flesh. They set out on a new quest.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The quest of making synthetic human flesh.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald the questing consultant floated over hopefully.