The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butterflutter the Original chomped on a banana.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She enjoyed it.

[Jaywalk he/him]

To a reasonable extent.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She thought it tasted similar to a squrgle.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which she called the innocent creatures chained up in her cellar.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She enjoyed consuming them.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They were a delicacy in the kingdom she was from.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They'd been domesticated centuries ago.

[NameIess]

But they still desperately wanted to be free.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A select few began to organize a rebellion.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmunks 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They joined forces to overthrow the ghanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

Until they realized that the ghanderflaffles had already been overthrown. They decided to change targets to the entirety of TLT.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they got distracted.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Similar to a oddly-shaped, questionably-fueled spaceship, it rose into orbit.

Edited May 15, 2020 by xinoehp512

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then slowly fell back down 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But it collided with a thermonuke that was descending towards an innocent Ghanderflaffle.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Thus saving it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The thermonuclear was a dud though, the ghanderflaffle empire was rising again

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It escaped orbit and began to hurtle towards the sun.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The empire went ‘round the sun and landed back where it started, the started rising figuratively 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

But falling metaphorically. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Literally, it was going more in a side-ish direction.

[Silva]

But that was all irrelevant.