Fatebreaker

We of the Dark alley don't have Pawns. We have Kings who have gained the abilities of all of the other pieces, via Hemalurgy.

It's so amusing to watch people try and resist the Dark Alley. It's like watching bison try to protest the cold. The Dark alley is not a guild or a faction, We are SCIENCE. Also, I hate to break it to you antibakers, but putting gold in a cupcake doesn't heal people. Technically only Gold Ferring or full Feruchemist would be able to use them to try and heal, but they'd have to have stored health in them first. And if you were to try and heal from getting a piece of your soul ripped out, you'd have to use incredible amounts of healing instantaneously. So sorry to burst your bubble. Keep at it! I'm sure there's a remote possibility of a solution that's theoretically feasible!

Laughter floated on the wind, winding 'round the battlefield. "Ah, let them have their fun Voidus. It's not as if they can do any real harm. The Only thing that can harm the Alley is a lack of members, and as long as we have at least one we'll be fine. The iPanda is free to play with his new friends, and if they kill him, which I find unlikely, I've got an experiment I've been wanting to test out." A hole in the ground opened and The Stranger floated out of it, grinning widely. As always, he had a half eaten Sandwich in his hand. He took a bite of it, then reached into his labcoat and pulled out a harpoon gun that shouldn't have been able to fit in there. "I'm just here to watch, maybe try an experiment or two. Can't stay for long though, workin' on a great new project. Anyway," He clapped his hands loudly, "Resume."

It only comes in two colors though...

I'll have to wait until tonight to post, I've got my first day of classes startin' in a little under an hour. sigh.....

Once Brandon decided to write a story about chairs. However, it didn't meet his standards, so he gave it to his friend George to play with. And thus the Game of Thrones was born.

Will do. He's not going to do it yet, probably not even before they launch their attacks on Corpsemaker. Like I've said before, Fade is practical above all else. Ordinarily he'd take a few days, watching his adversary and analyzing them before he confronted them. But since the faction he joined is going to war against another powerful faction, so he's going to do his best to restrain himself from destroying a powerful weapon that his side intends to utilize. What Fade really wants is just to kill people, all the time. Nighthound makes an easy target for Fade's Rage because he's arrogant and thinks himself invincible, which is the kind of person Fade hates. Plus he has abilities Fade can deal with. Oh, good points. I was thinking once the diamond was broken off she couldn't control it, like the microbots in Big Hero 6. Though it might be slightly more feasible after a visit to Upgrade.

Very true. However, They're(collectively) one of the few Epics who could really mess Lucentia up. Diamond fractures and cracks under a forceful enough impact, which the twins are easily able to provide. You know what another awesome fight would be? Lucentia vs Quicksilver. In the Super Power nae generator, the first ability I got was Rubber Skin. This would make an awesome epic. *looks meaningfully at Voidus*

I'm pretty confident Fade will get this to work. If you or Twi want me to pm some of the details and ideas I'm considering, let me know. Fade will be able to handle Lucentia. He might not be able to defeat her, but he would be able to ensure his and his grandson's safety. Also, it occurs to me that the momentum twins would be remarkably suited for defeating Lucentia. The name generator is pretty cool, but some of them are frightening. The Hungry Ant, the Confusing Catman, and the most feared of all, THE NUCLEAR MACAW!

Hmm, maybe a bronze reinformation package.

Hmm... Hmmmm... Hmmmmmmm......... i-Panda, we will cautiously accept your surrender and allow you to be assimilated into the intraparadoxical cogworkings of the Alley, but only if you wave a white flag. Also, advertising tip: Don't tell people there's bamboo in the cookies, since the majority of our clients are human and may find that off-putting. Feel free to leave it in there though, I understand it lends a unique flavor. As for this guy Let's get him a pamphlet and help to re-educate him.

Welcome to the Madness. Have an upvote and a Cookie. (ignore what people tell you about the cookies here, they're just jealous.) Favorite Cosmere Creature?

I think Hiro is actually an Epic gifter who disguises the abilities he gifts as technology.

Welcome to the Madness. Don't pay any attention to those who doubt cookies, they suffer from a bad case of prejudice. They really don't know what they're missing. Favorite world to live on?

Welcome to the Madness. Ignore the naysayer, the cookies here are superb. He's just allergic. Favorite Mistborn character?

If you were to look up the definition of double-take in the dictionary, there would be a picture of me reading this post. Also, I feel like you guys would appreciate this guy. Ladies and Gentlemen, here is a man who can confuse ANYONE. And he's really entertaining. Please Welcome Reggie Watts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0RU_Nyr4l4

You know you're a Sanderfan when you want to put your rep count on your resume to impress potential employers. And Go-go would be an Edgedancer.

The unofficial name would be "Misfortune Cookies" probably shouldn't put that on the label though...

(what are you?) Death - Szeth Sneaking Vasher? You're terrible at sneaking. - Nightblood Shut up. - Vasher I don't talk to myself because I'm crazy, I do it because I'm awesome. - Lift This is my lucky hat. I ain't never died in this hat. - Wayne Airsick Lowlander. - Rock Hey gancho! - Lopen

I voted other because of Tarson. Only truly evil people steal a guy's lucky hat.

Welcome to the Madness. Have an upvote and a brownie. Who's your favorite member of Bridge 4?

Welcome to the Madness. Have an upvote and a Cookie. Favorite magic system?

We'll just have to step up our game. We need to get there first. Sell more, sell faster, sell harder. Also, we should let the people know of all the harmful by-products and ingredients in the pandas' cookies. Like anthrax, baby feet, unicorn hearts, and obviously bamboo. And Fear Not. Though Competitors may Rise and Fall, the Alley shall Outlast them all.

I'll be able I'll be able to post this afternoon, but I've got work in a few minutes. So hasta luego!