Fatebreaker

Why are Stone Shaman archaeological sites always a blast? Cause they're Shin-digs!

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You're a pro at this. And you have too much time on your hands. Thought about joining the Dark Alley? Granted, you don't have to go to school because your legs have been amputated by a druken carpenter last night. I wish This chull-chewed stick would turn into fire already.

When you've read all 63 pages of this thread.

Ah, you're not actually supposed to take the second one. The offering of a second cookie is to make the giver seem generous, and the guest polite. So allay your worries and only take one. We don't make shardcookies anyway, though you may have given me an incredible idea. OoT was a great game. My personal favorite was Wind Waker, which may be my all time favorite game. When it comes to Smash, I am also a Link user, with Falco, Kirby, and Young/Toon Link being my secondaries. Correct Choice. Earthbending is definitely the best. Some of my favorite Characters are Hoid, Nightblood, Wayne, Szeth, The Lopen, and Ishikk.

Welcome to the Madness. Here, have an upvote and a complimentary cookie. Take two cookies if you wish. (Ignore what others say about the cookies, they're just jealous) MM3D! YES! So Stoked! It's about time it happened. Favorite Zelda game? Favorite Smash fighters? And what kind of Bender would you be? And since this is the 17th shard, Who's one of your favorite characters?

I don't mean to be picky, but I thought Edgerunner could only alter her own friction and that of inanimate objects. Pigs are living, and thus not inanimate, so how does that work? I checked her bio and it confirmed this. Edit: Ah, the baskets. Missed that. Nevermind. I think all of my Epics except Prankster and Sandman and possibly Fade would kill themselves. Maybe not the Mad Ballooner and Schultz

When you KNOW it's a legit thing.

Well, we know that Wayne is great at impersonations and pretending to be people he's not. So it could still be possible. Maybe he used Yolish Lightweaving, which he picked up from Hoid, to alter his appearance. That said, your explanation would make alot more sense, if not for the ANTI-LOGIC TALISMAN! Which means that logical explanations don't apply.

Whoa, whoa, hold yer horses (or or your case ponies). Firstly, My research facilities(plural) are not exactly puny. You need alot of space when working on Krakenquisitors. Secondly, it'd take alot more than a single Steel inquisitor to take command of the Dark Alley. Come back when you're a Shard, and maybe it'l be a little more even.

This is a boon for the Dark Alley. Also Pirh, you missed a golden sales opportunity here. Granted, your your ability is bio-luminescent toes, but your weakness is oxygen. I wish for some good surfing this week.

What if, they only thought he died. This is how it went down: Bayne, as I'll call him, was injured during the fight. He knew it would appear suspicious if he suddenly started healing, so he let them think he was dead. Then when Shallan wasn't looking, he put up a speed bubble, tapped healing, and switched clothes with a fallen soldier that looked like him. Then he makes his escape. And thanks to his anti-logic taliman, this explanation doesn;t have to make sense because PICKLE!

And the Dark alley might be there... Quicksilver would love these epics as minions. They can produce sources of metal for him to control, and if they ever try to kill him he can use their powers against him. It would be a beautiful relationship. He would love them to death.

The room turned grey and seemed to warp for a moment. There was a loud bang, and a huge plume of smoke erupted in front of the refreshment table. Coughing could be heard from within. "Not, cough, cough, again." The Stranger emerged from the cloud, waving his hat back and forth to clear the smoke. He replaced his hat on his cranium and grabbed a donut as he looked up at the ceiling. He snapped his fingers and a huge banner materialized, floating over the party. It read: The Dark Alley: Proudly sponsored by the Raven Throne and Newcago Try a Dark Alley Cookie Today! Then he turned back to the snack table and cleared a space. He reached into his coat and pulled out an entire tray of cookies of various kinds. He brushed off his hands as he admired his handy-work. Then He turned to the group. "Evenin' everyone. Pirh, mind you manners, and no selling cookies to sponsors. Elsa, splendid donuts. BT, nice shindig. I'd love to stay, but I'm working on a project in the lab and it's never a good idea to leave a cassowary alone." As he was speaking, smoke began leaking out of his sleaves and pooling around his feet, obscuring them from view. He then began slowly sinking, his body disappearing into the smoke. He grinned at them. "I'll see ya."

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Granted, but you can only tell them in Unkalaki, so no one understands a single thing you say. I wish my roommates weren't airsick lowlanders.

Unlike the other guilds, we do not rely on a figure head or a leader. We only require SCIENCE! We also deny any accusations that the declining activity in the other guilds is in any way linked to increases of cookie sales throughout the realms.

Maybe a type V is not only sentient, but possesses precognition.

I can see Jasnah denouncing the internet at every opportunity, then secretly watching cat videos alone at night. For hours. Sadeas would have a youtube channel, but he'd hire a writer, an editor, and he'd buy views and likes. Sebarial would have his own satirical news show, like the Onion. Dalinar would try to set up a Linked-in for the Knights Radiant, only to get frustrated and have Renarin set it up for him. Hoid would monitor all of the characters various activities, occasionally commenting anonymously under different user-names.

Granted. It's dead. (you people don't learn) I wish for a great day at the beach.

I support this in an objective, third party sort of way.

A Horneater walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to him, "You know, we've got a lager named after you." The Horneater looks at him and says, "You have a lager named Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor?"

Nale walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "What'll ya have?" Nake looks down the bar at a pair of underage drinkers and replies, "Justice."

I'd post in Portland, but I kind of need the Attacks to start. Or I could have the Mad Ballooner set up the attack by creating the balloons and beginning the ascension to the MoNA Difficulty hasn't stopped him before. But I wouldn't kill him without your okay, so no worries.

He's totally free to help, but once he starts his quest to revive Koschei and create his new world order or whatever, he'll probably eliminate him.