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BlueWildRye

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  1. The Greenspine crouched, preparing for a jump.
  2. My sleep schedule is usually coherent, except when I was at Dragonsteel, during which I stayed up all night reading WAT or sorting Story Deck Cards.
  3. I honestly have no idea why I made this thread
  4. I steal Block's robotic eye.
  5. kuh-LAY-din. I never pronounced it that way because I listened to the audiobooks first, but it would be funny to hear it that way.
  6. How did I miss this? Does this mean another Shard has its eyes on Dalinar?
  7. No explanation.
  8. Right, from the beginning, the new and revised version of Chapter 1 of The Dungeon King!
  9. I'm probably going to need to repost all of this soon due to all the edits I made.
  10. Rye triumphantly gifts his mechanical wrist watch to Niamh. "This is why everyone values me so much," he said. "I can make things so quickly."
  11. I attack everyone with my Tapir Tank, Gander Gatling Gun, and Chicken Chu-No-Ku, the very latter of which is my prized possession.
  12. Had a dream that, in order to flee the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, my chickens and I found an abandoned mansion in the woods and we slept in the garage. Then I heard the T-Rex coming so I led my chickens to a cliff and we flew to Mexico where we lived happily ever after.
  13. "Is a meter a front yard or a back yard?" -my sister
  14. The chicken is fried with eggs inside it.
  15. I help you revamp the hidie hole.
  16. What are you doing floating in outer space? I... Am STEVE.
  17. CHICKENS MENTIONED?!?!?
  18. The duck and the chicken...
  19. I love that you still do this; I gotta come up with one of those.
  20. "Fine. I guess I'll just make another mechanical watch, then." He sat down right where he was, took out a box filled with clockwork and tools, and just started working like he wasn't in the middle of a giant throne room with a couple of dead guys nearby.
  21. Wow Glass' Pineapple Counter doubled from the last time I checked. Also, @Ookla The Loser OfThe Game lost the Game.
  22. "PLEEEAAAASE? I'll let you guys use it!" He didn't mention that whenever he made an advanced weapon for another country, it always started some kind of civil war.
  23. 1177. Read spoilers when you know it's a spoiler.
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