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    I send the Praetorian Guard after you, but they just assassinate me instead. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Roman_emperors_murdered_by_the_Praetorian_Guard
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    You get used to it after being reborn a couple times. Although only nine of my fifty-or-so rebirths lived to one hundred.
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    I hope Glass lives for at least 90 more years.
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    WES WT WS
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    I eat the Sandwich.
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    Reod
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    With my magic skills, I transfigure you into a fine silk carpet.
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    Why did they join at the same date?
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    1634. Be @Everyone
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    I pull out a parachute and punch Vyzkel in the face.
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    1632. Be the best fighter ever, but still pick fights with the smallest people you see so you always win
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    Kiss Rashek, Kill Moash, Marry Taravangian Lopen, Wayne, Ahu
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    Ash thought that her sister was lying about her financial destitution. Her only Feruchemical expenses were metal for her Nicrosilmind, not her addiction to oxygen or something more dangerous. Ash left Scadrial, joining rogues Alene and drinking several oxygen bottles, which cost millions of spheres. Meanwhile, Simon Kholin started embezzling Archbishop Tanner of millions of Breaths that belonged to Tanavast. He brought Ash the money, but she declined because she would betray Tanavast's trust later. Tanner considered murder of chasmfiends, so Simon assassinated Venli, but brutally failed. So Venli murdered Alene, forcing the Ghostbloods to alliance with Ash. Hoid and Design and Raoden and their friends decided that Ash Needed Help. They formed a séance, Intent superseding their
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    Silence
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    I pull the Sandwich out of the rug in an impressive stunt, then ride away on a magic carpet rug.
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    I take all stones and throw them off a cliff, then try to melt them all at 3000°C. Which ones survive?
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    1629. Somehow break your addiction to FGaRs 1630. Get addicted again
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    私は敷物を食べます。
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    I've been waiting a long time to join this cult, here we go: I, BlueWildRye, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Ironwill2112 as divine leader of Chortlism. Choortloortloorltooortl
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    Hey, can I be your Shardbrother? I dunno how this works but it sounds fun.

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    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      I meannnnnnnnn yes we're technically Shardtwins, Haly :P

    3. strmblsd

      strmblsd

      i had 38 posts on my profile! i dont even know what happened i was offline for the weekend and this happened and yes you can be

    4. BlueWildRye

      BlueWildRye

      Lol I'm sorry

      I actually didn't read every post on this SU so I assumed you were somewhere in there. 

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    The Greenspine roared in satisfaction as it finished the last of First of Noaman, who hadn't even noticed it coming. "This," it said, "Is far too easy! Don't you agree, Beren?" @SpiritOfWrath
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    The door slammed open as a group of soldiers marched in, bayonets glimmering on their unfamiliar weapons. Unfamiliar to everyone but Rye, of course. Wow, I remember making those myself! "We are looking for a friend," the head of the guards said. "He is small, quiet, likes to steal things. Goes by 'Rye'. Has anyone seen him?" Rye took a gamble, then stepped out in front of the guards. "I'm here, fellows. Hey, Nagakari! I remember you!" Nagakari smiled, then called for his men to chain Rye up. "I apologize for the disturbance," he said to the tavern guests. "But I am glad we didn't have to burn the inn down to find him." With that, the guards marched out the door, dragging Rye by the arms. This is stupid, he thought, But in my circumstances, it just might work. He winked at his friends, then the door shut, and he was gone.
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