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  1. BlueWildRye
    I gear up in an astronaut suit and jump up suuuuuuper high, like, so high I go into space. Then I grab the sandwich and realize I'm floating in space with no way to get anywhere.
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    Sigismund followed, maintaining the same pace as Jidah.
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    While y'all are distracted, I surprise Kaladin Stormcursed on the other side of the world, grab the Sandwich, and teleport it to the other side of the world from the other side of the world.
  4. BlueWildRye
    "I'd rather not run into any viruses, if there really are any that way. But if you folks decide to go, I suppose I'll go with you anyway, because the alternative is being on my own, and I think I'm more scared of being alone than I am of the viruses."
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    "Well, guess we can't be friends then, at least for the time being. I mean, who knows---you could regain your immorality... No matter how unlikely that sounds..."
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    "Immortals have no friends," Sigismund says simply. "Not even other immortals, at least most of the time."
  7. BlueWildRye
    Is this the same girl from before?
  8. BlueWildRye
    Get that potato!
  9. BlueWildRye
    As I have an intense paranoia about vampires coming in the night, I have a large cache of garlic we can use.
  10. BlueWildRye
    "You could buy one of these clocks," Sigismund suggested. "Admittedly, as far as I'm aware, mine is the only one that works this way." He scratched his burnt beard.
  11. BlueWildRye
    Doomslug realizes that the teleportation device is a fake, and I teleport the real one into my hand using my second teleportation device.
  12. BlueWildRye
    "Don't shush me! I am ten thousand years old---" But something caught in his voice, and, realizing her wisdom, fell silent anyway.
  13. BlueWildRye
    Doomslug is confused to see that she grabbed the wrong sandwich. Meanwhile, the real Sandwich appears in my hidey hole. "Aha! My teleportation device worked!" I shout.
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    Sigismund stood nearby awkwardly. "I'm beginning to think I missed something important."
  15. BlueWildRye
    Sigismund joins Jidah. "No way in the 14 hells am I following those viruses."
  16. BlueWildRye
    Sigismund suddenly appears out of thin air. They hadn't noticed he was gone. "Ah," he says, "It looks like I skipped ahead a little bit. Well, hopefully nothing too eventful happened while I was gone." He frowns and glances at his clock. "I didn't mean to skip ahead... I must have done it on accident."
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  18. BlueWildRye
    Go a step further and name them all Doug!
  19. BlueWildRye
    "Well," Sigismund said, "It seems to me like their choice is go back."
  20. BlueWildRye
    "So," Sigismund said, "We'll be safe from the Cloud down here?"
  21. BlueWildRye
    Sigismund jumped as he saw the Cloud in the distance. "Sorry," he said, "I'm a little on edge myself."
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  23. BlueWildRye
    I fish the Sandwich out of Vyz's hands.
  24. BlueWildRye
    "My only life, actually," Sigismund said. "But I've lived on a lot longer than anyone else. Watch this." He took the watch, and rewound it backwards, until it said: 100 years, 0 months, 0 days, 0 minutes, 0 seconds. He laughed. "And that is my secret to living 10,000 years. Admittedly, I did skip through a lot of that time because I was bored, so perhaps two or three thousand years is a more accurate measure. The thing is, all these glitches... they don't listen to what my clock says. They are the only things that can kill me outside of the clock running out. And it's not like I can skip through them either, because I don't know if this world will be around in the future, and skipping a few years into the future is not a risk I'd be willing to take to find out."
  25. BlueWildRye
    Sigismund pulls out a funny-looking mechanical watch. "I know exactly when I'm going to die!" he exclaims. "Seven years 6 months twenty-one days fourteen hours one minute and thirty-two seconds!"
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