BlueWildRye
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Thanks for making me lose twice in one day.
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This is getting confusing...
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Well, I tried to play D&D recently, and I'll tell you what happened. I walked in kinda late, but that might be a good thing because it saved my character, who we decided had not been introduced yet.
THE STORY:
The party had been imprisoned for, apparently, cannibalism. Because they don't like being imprisoned, they start fighting the guards. One player pulls out a rifle and shoots a hole through a guard's breastplate. Another pulls out... a bazooka. So the DM has him roll, and he gets a nat 20. This, of course, destroys all the guards, but in such a crowded space, it also does damage to everyone else, too. And a lot of damage at that. All the other players start rolling to see how much damage they take, and, would you look at that? EVERYBODY DIES EXCEPT FOR THE GUY WHO SHOT THE BAZOOKA. The DM announces this very calmly and casually, as if he is used to his party getting TPK'd on a regular basis. It was a very strange occurrence, that's for certain.
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The Greenspine leaves Maj alone and sinks back into the ocean to get some water.
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The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)
BlueWildRye replied to Through the Living Hope's topic in Roleplaying
@Edema Rue Just for fun... -
The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)
BlueWildRye replied to Through the Living Hope's topic in Roleplaying
Rye whispers, "Yes and so are Eddie and Thaid, technically." -
The Funeral of Edema Rue('s Being on the Shard)
BlueWildRye replied to Through the Living Hope's topic in Roleplaying
Rye walks in. "Sorry I'm late, but Edema Rue, Thaidakar the Ghostblood, and Just-A-Stick were among the greatest Sharders I ever knew." -
I'm leaving for a camping trip for a couple days, so please don't let the rps get too out of hand while I'm gone.
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That particular vine falls to the floor, cut in half.
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The Greenspine rumbled inwardly, trying to ignore Berin, and swung a vine towards Maj without a word.
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The Battle for the Sandwich
BlueWildRye replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I peacefully walk around, but end up tripping on the F-22. -
The Greenspine had been thinking about that, and was honestly planning to do so, but if he did it, he would be giving in to the tribute's will, and expected the voices in his head to taunt him endlessly anyways. "I WANT YOUR BLOOD!" it decided to roar.
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The vines wrapped around the fishing pole, but not before the tip jabs the Greenspine's already wounded eye. It screeches and snaps the pole in half, pawing at its eye for a moment before continuing the chase.
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The PFP Cult
BlueWildRye replied to Through the Living Wrath's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
How do you even know who Thaid is--- Also hi -
THIS IS IDENTITY THEFT YAAAAAAAAGH
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WHAT
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Hold up... WHAT??? YOU STOLE MY PFP????
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