Immortal Platypus

true. you would just say you stabbed them and they had to think of a way out

too bad

"Hey, I'm just sayin. I didn't give advice, just options." that wasn't godmodding. If he is an Author/Narrator, he does have godlike powers, even if he can't use them effectively. I also missed you saying anything about that, so oops

sorry, my bad

A voice whispered to him from the pedestal. "You have literally godlike capabilities. You can teleport. You could recall the bottle at will. It's not that hard."

is your name polly

I don't want it stuck in my head

you are correct. hence your denial does not mean you are not a nerd

is that the theme?

good

well, we already know it's true. we just need @Edema Rue to recognize that she is one

Do you think we could get @Edema Rue to admit she's a nerd if we promise to stop pinging her?

I don't even know what that sounds like off the top of my head

understandable

oh no! not having any notifs! we should fix that! it's working!

i'm no hooman

My hair has so much dirt in it. edging lawns is hard

I sunburned my shoulders last week

oh well. they're not

why it hurts?

you are normal. and also a nerd. the two are not mutually exclusive

no. I am a dude. just saying a just noticed it

I just noticed in your sig you have 4 different moms listed...

fair enough I guess