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  1. Immortal Platypus
    *platypus noises*
  2. Immortal Platypus
    A completely normal platypus appeared on the floor. He looked like this little fella.
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    ...
  4. Immortal Platypus

    Happy Birthday Bookwyrm!

    1. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      I know you're on a mission, but I'm still putting a birthday SU up. Plus, I beat everyone else to it! That never happens!

    2. Through the Living Wrath

      Through the Living Wrath

      It’s cuz o Hawk’s bday

    3. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      shhhhhh

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  6. Immortal Platypus
    Don't have discord. Plus, TLT used to be a big thing for me
  7. Immortal Platypus
    I am, naturally, expecting this. Everyone wants the sandwich. Fortunately, I am all but impervious to manipulation, especially at lunchtime. Thus, I don't give Eddie the sandwich, so we can have peace. Fortunately for that cause, the real Sandwich remains in a hidden location. @Ashkaloda would realize, if they looked closely, that their sandwich was actually a sad witch. I also order a grilled cheese, cause I really want one.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    It has been a long time @Edema Rue Naturally, I cannot simply refuse a lunch summons, so I show up. Then I have to lecture people on the importance of lunch breaks. That's a lot of work, so I take the sandwich to reward myself. Then, because it is a lunch break, I put it somewhere hidden that has a magic password which is the only way to get the sandwich. Then I order a filet mignon, rare. I also ask for some lemon on the side.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    I'm so offended that I didn't get pinged by light.
  10. Immortal Platypus

    Having retaken the KR quiz, I'm now a Windrunner. We'll see how long that lasts :P

  11. Immortal Platypus

    bot

  12. Immortal Platypus

    another!

  13. Immortal Platypus

    Found ya

  14. Immortal Platypus

    I had a multi-stake dance last night. Was fun. Some talking with friends, some swing dancing, a couple slower dances, some folk dances (that I didn't do, they get very boring :P). Learned some new moves from my friend. More on that:

    Spoiler

    A bunch of my friends go swing dancing, and I said I'd come with them if they taught me some moves first, so we started that process. I knew the basic and a basic twirl, as well as how to get into cuddle position, so we went over the "triple threat" move. I need to work on that one, but it's fun. I'm planning to make my sister learn/practice more with me, but she moves out soon, so I gotta hurry. 

    Got asked to dance (which is cool, it was towards the end after the organizers stopped trying to get people to go ask others), and it was one of my favorite songs (Knee Deep by the Zac Brown Band). That was fun. 

    Also feel really bad. My friend in my ward and I went to go ask two girls also from our ward to dance. I asked the older one (cause I'm older than him), and so he asked the younger one (they're sisters). I found out later that he likes the girl that I asked. 🤦‍♂️ 

    Got home and my sister had a bunch of our friends over (which I didn't know was happening), so they teased me a little, and then we had a good time.

    Today I went to my friend's farewell, he'll be leaving soon. Hung out with friends, said bye to him. Been a good weekend. Have to go back to school, which ain't great, but what are ya gonna do 🤷‍♂️

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    2. Through the Living Wrath

      Through the Living Wrath

      Ok

      i must ask

      the “cuddle” position?

    3. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      it's a position is swing dancing where it's kind of like you're cuddling. You're side by side, both hands held, etc. To get into it, you do a basic twirl but instead of letting go with your right hand, you hold on. It's kind of hard to explain. 

      Just realized that this picture would help way more:

      Screenshot2025-08-1720_09_04.png.4622d207be0101627510bac229a8bdd8.png

      to clarify, that's just a random stock photo, not me or anyone I know

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      Twin, I took many breaks. Also, if I ever got too dizzy, then I did a longer move. You can get dizzy so fast, it's a problem.

  15. Immortal Platypus
    How is my thread unburned though?
  16. Immortal Platypus
    1st: This is not the right place for this, in the future, start a new thread instead of reviving an old one. 2nd: The Coppermind is a great place to go for these things, this should be what you're looking for
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I was thinking the other day that balefire allegedly burns the thread away from the Pattern. How can this be true if the Wheel turns continuously and Ages repeat? Wouldn't they eventually run out of people? Also, if actions are undone, say I kill some random person with balefire, and immediately after, someone kills me with balefire. Is the person I killed back to life now?
  18. Immortal Platypus
    It's very possible
  19. Immortal Platypus
    I have a coworker that does a great kronk impression
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  21. Immortal Platypus
    ... I am immune to the effects of chlorine. it comes from working at a pool also, what you're thinking of is chloroform.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    What's this about me being a forced member? YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
  23. Immortal Platypus

    If anyone needs to hear this, here it is. Jesus Loves Barabbas

     

    1. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      This is one of my favorite things I've ever heard

    2. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      thanks

  24. Immortal Platypus

    AP Test scores are back. Got a 5 on Lang and Calc. feels good. Hated Lang, it was by far the stupidest class I've ever taken, and I don't think I learned a thing besides how to pronounce synecdoche. I liked Calc though. Bloody ashes, it was hard, but it was fun.

    Got more college emails and packets. Someone tell them to leave me alone. Maybe they'll give me money if I go there though...

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    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      LANG IS SO DUMBBBBB I feel this on such a deep level though 😭 

      have fun at work i guess

    3. Through the Living Wrath

      Through the Living Wrath

      I got mine back too.

      I was REALLY. WORRIED. About physics - it’s actually, save for this year, the lowest pass rate. of all the AP tests. BUT I GOT 5!!!!

    4. Mags

      Mags

      WAIT I FORGOT I WAS WAITING FOR ONE OF THOSE

      WAIT

  25. Immortal Platypus

    fsy good. am back. felt Spirit. Will be back to update later, maybe

    1. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      oh yeah! did yoga. will now be doing yoga after swim practices.

    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      Much fun. I go tomorrow. Glad fun was made :3 

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