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  1. Immortal Platypus
    only I am capable of creating sawdust decoys. I bring my little puppy and as she bounds around trying to greet and distract you all, i take the sandwich and teleport the puppy home, hiding the sandwich in a new place this time.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    I feel like I would have tasted you. You must be lying. I check with my tongue, and the sandwich is still there.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    Don't answer those or put them in spoiler tags that say that they are the answers to those questions so I don't have to see the answers. I'm figuring this out.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    But I keep the sandwich in it's very clever hiding spot and it doesn't fall out.
  5. Immortal Platypus
    I think it's TLM, unless she's talking about a different book now. She's already started her rant.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    *hugs* I haven't had that experience, but it sounds horrible. Good luck with you performance though.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    I stab him with my poisonous ankle barbs. I grab the floating food item, it turns into my sandwich, and I start flying at faster than running speeds, but not fast enough to be tripped by anything. Read the wall of text!! It is extremely vital to the forum. Absolutely. I would never lie to you
  8. Immortal Platypus
    Please give her better advice. Now she's going to try to talk to me about it and I haven't read the book yet.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    so he died of asphyxiation because he had no oxygen and no land.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    Will you tell me what else is in the forest? If yes, tell me.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    just grass, trees, and him?
  12. Immortal Platypus
    just grass and trees?
  13. Immortal Platypus
    yes it is. I asked two yes or no questions. I didn't ask what it is, I asked if anything else was there. also, I'm about to leave wifi, so I won't be able to read it in a few minutes.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Is there anything else in the forest. (Did I ask that already? I'm too lazy to check.)
  15. Immortal Platypus
    dang. I thought I had it. If he was wearing a ring, it might have been a grenade ring and he blew himself up. blast
  16. Immortal Platypus
    I use my ropes of a shiny obvious society to reclaim the sandwich
  17. Immortal Platypus
    is he wearing a ring? if so, i figured it out
  18. Immortal Platypus
    You should know that if I ask it, it matters to me and I need an answer. (ex. what part of his body he is lying on.) Oh, what is he wearing? Is his body damaged in any way?
  19. Immortal Platypus
    Oh, I don't have any now, I just wanted to know for the future. Oh, is he decomposing/how long has he been dead?
  20. Immortal Platypus
    I agree, thats why I said that. that said, a typical PB and J is far to normal. two pieces of bread with a 2 inch thick layer of candy in between I shoot the sand witch with a quantum gun for betraying me and the sandwich pops out the quantum portal created by shooting a living being with a quantum gun.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    Deal. That's what I was talking about, not random questions like the ones I would put in an AMA.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    Will you answer some questions that aren't yes or nor if it doesn't matter for the riddle and stuff like that.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    i would never call you a poopyhead. "No! My sandwich!" I hire a witch made of sand to get the sandwich for me. Picking it up would be too easy. maybe the original form is just two slices of bread. All in favor, respond with yes in unbolded font within the hour. Any opposed, respond with no and your reason in unbolded font within the hour
  24. Immortal Platypus
    Gets silver ring that makes you visible to everything, all the time, wearing it or not. inserts used tissue
  25. Immortal Platypus
    Gets smell of limes inserts smell of sand
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