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  1. Immortal Platypus
    sorry!! I go to visit the Shardworld and surreptitiously (which obviously means with syrup) take the sandwich and dunk it into a bucket of syrup. Everyone is so disgusted they let me escape into the underworld where even the Shadows can't go without risk. sorry again Nerdy. just wondering (from everyone), surup or seerup?
  2. Immortal Platypus
    yeah, it is a lot of the time.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    That fishing rod must have a long range. I cut the line and use a magical fish to swallow it and bring it back.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    no. I was the same until about a year ago. now look at me. Also, you kind of do in this thread and TBftS thread.
  5. Immortal Platypus
    How did I break the rules? It's not too outlandish. It can be summoned by something, or fishing rodded or something, it just can't be physically grabbed by someone else. There are a lot of ways I could list, but I'm not going to give you ideas. Think along the lines of the surge of Abrasion. It's not, because neither of my Radiant orders have access to that surge, but it's similar.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    *whispers* "what does that stand for?"
  7. Immortal Platypus
    yes!!!
  8. Immortal Platypus
    nope. never done that. it just wins because magic.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    You jumped out of my glove box? But that car is hundreds of miles away in my garage. I'm in Perry's flying car. And the sandwich isn't in my car. It is in Perry's car. And, as per my preferred sandwich, it can't be grabbed by someone other than me.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    Wayne didn't have the sandwich to give it to Wizard. I take my -12 dollar bill, the sandwich, and the Wayne clone's lucky hat (not the real Wayne's lucky hat, I would never do something so sacrilegious) and go down my secret escape tunnel in the burned tree. I fly away with Perry in the passenger's seat in his flying car and we share platypus jokes none of you would understand. And how many times do I have to say it. I'm not a platypus, I'm an immortal platypus.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    I want that office now.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    it is good. I don't really care about my rank, I'm just here to ask and answer questions and also to battle for a digital sandwich using literary works. I also spend a fair amount of time in Forum games, but that doesn't matter. They're fun. So sue me. (Don't actually please)
  13. Immortal Platypus
    Slow? SLOW!!!? It only took three days!!! *realizes that's a pretty long time* fine, ig saying that is justified, but in my defense, I solved it before I posted I did, I was at a wedding when I solved it. Did you know the scenario in the riddle actually happened? It was a long time ago though.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    I wondered if anyone was going to notice that. Thanks for noticing it!!! That just made me happy. I survive because I'm an immortal platypus. I still have the sandwich because Wizard never had it. Nerdy did. I steal the real one (instead of the sawdust decoy @AesSedai318 has) from his corpse and hop into my natural habitat, the nearby burned trees.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    there are three.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    gets nothing (You think I have a soul?) inserts anti-bark collar
  17. Immortal Platypus
    gets Nerdy's soul Inserts Szeth's oathstone
  18. Immortal Platypus
    How did you get Sil's recipe? did Whimsy like the sandwiches? These are what my name is about!!!
  19. Immortal Platypus
    That's fine. The others don't need a sandwich. Thank you. This sandwich is delicious.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    yay! Whimsy!! None of you have the real sandwich because Nerdy never had it. The sandwich is whatever sandwich you want and mine is unstealable. see my description of it for more details. I now want another sandwich. Sil, will you make me one?
  21. Immortal Platypus
    does that mean why not? I'm not willing to translate it. I'm too lazy
  22. Immortal Platypus
    true I didn't have the sandwich on that thread though. I keep it and escape. Also, see my preferred sandwich. It can't be stolen by anyone.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    don't tell him that silly
  24. Immortal Platypus
    fine. probably. I don't have the sandwich here though.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    gottem. We're amazing. *offers hi five to Nerdy*
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