Immortal Platypus

ok. I was afraid it would be from D&D and I was sad I didn't know it. Do you play D&D? In my campaign we had to fight a kraken. It was freaking annoying. But now we have like 50 magic sleep bombs. Our campaign is mostly homebrew.

Sorry, in what? Also, what is it? I should probably know this

That is a cool picture

I AM MINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But actually minion-loving immortal platypus.

besides, people who know me should see the platypus in my name and see it's me. Or read the title. Or the signature. Or ask someone who knows me. It is necessary!!!!!!!!!!!! MINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welp, I'm not in SE. If I had more time I would be though.

Because MINIONS!!!!!!!!! it is done

it didn't work!!! I can't put the platypus in my signature!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no one knows

yes! What is your opinion on this: It's amazing I found my new profile pic:

I recall my tongue from the quantum realm where it was forced. Unfortunately @Sequence was holding it and comes back too. He, fortunately appears outside of my mouth and my tongue reattaches. I take the ginger from Ookla the Key's hand, eat it, and continue after the sandwich.

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

BECAUSE MINIONS AND BANANANANANANANANANANS AND PLATYPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the controller of all things quantum. I trap you in there and make the sandwich emerge into my mouth for safekeeping.

*Pulls out vial with redish-orangeish liquid inside* *Drinks it* "I have consumed the pyrokinesis! I now control fire!!!" I use my fire to incinerate the area around the sandwich, temporarily dispelling Nerdy and I walk over and pick up the nicely toasted sandwich.

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I may have to turn my profile pic to a minion and put the platypus in my signature.

"You can't time travel! Mr. Ookla the Kobold broke time travel." *realization strikes* "Oh wait, yes you can, the thread restarted on page 30 or something. It happened when I joined... I guess that tells you a bit about me." *Breaks time using the time stone, sending everyone in the past or future back to the present, and destroying the time stone in the process.* *Takes sandwich from Ookla the Perpetual*

BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

probably. what is it?

no! give it back!!! *gets it back*

not enough, but almost all are part of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. You don't even have the fossil sandwich. I do. stop pretending with a clone. unrelated note, can you clone non-living things or is it just duplication?

sorry, i'm a little late i just use grey and gray interchangeably. One time I was writing and I didn't even notice i spelled it grey until google docs was like "According to your location it should be gray" and i was like "I don't really care" and didn't fix it.

this will be my first ookla season. I'm excited.

idk why, I guess it's just because I'm a he and everyone I know is a he or she, I just immediately assume everyone goes by he or she. I'm trying to change that. I attempt to eat the sandwich but the amber is too hard. I just keep escaping in the underworld instead.

*action (with color and background)*