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  1. Immortal Platypus
    I'm fine with that one
  2. Immortal Platypus
    thanks Nerdy! I knew it.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    It is. I'm sure of it. Telrao all but confirmed it. *steals win from Wizard*
  4. Immortal Platypus
    I did know that. and actually, we like to call them fins, platypus tails (beavers just stole our idea), and platypus bills (ducks also stole our idea).
  5. Immortal Platypus
    bats? they can't tell me what is funny for my species either.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    I'm a (very special) platypus, you're a cat, don't tell me what's funny for my species.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    no. It's a rick roll. The first part repeats and the commas are in the right places for it to be a rick roll so it is a rick roll in another language
  8. Immortal Platypus
    i don't speak szetheze
  9. Immortal Platypus
    i doubt it. almost everyone has tried to get me to see a rick roll. You yourself tried to rick roll me.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    Fiiiiiine. I'll look. But I will personally make sure you never achieve a digital sandwich that you earned using literary works if it's a rick roll. Telrao has gotten 1 of the 3 possible answers.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    nope. Not looking. It's a rickroll
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Ha! We don't have fists. Well, he doesn't. Also, Perry and I are besties and would never fight. We only faked it so he could get the payment and I kept the sandwich. I continue escaping. did you fix the spelling in your post? i'm too lazy to check.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    For my case I bring in both Wit and @Shining Silhouette. Wit steals the sandwich back and Silhouette does other stuff. Meanwhile I critique you're grammar. "You used the wrong 'weather.' The one that fit the scenario was whether." While you are wallowing in despair about being caught using improper spelling, I escape with the sandwich.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    But my human disguise does. You simply thought it failed. The sandwich evaporates and reforms in my human disguise's hand.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    I eat Altonic because he is obviously a sandwich in disguise and then do a summoning ritual perfectly so the sandwich teleports into my hand without any risk of it's destination being changed.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Are you a sandwich? I follow and prepare to eat @AltonicKeys for he must be a sandwich to do a mating dance and attract another sandwich.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    Basically anything and everything, if you can get it started.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    Never surrender (except when too much sand was said). "That was not too much sand! THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH SAND!!!!!!" My intense crazyness for sand brings the original sandwich safely to a place where it is promptly relocated into {Redacted}.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    well, too bad. no figures of speech allowed sometimes. Anyway, solve the riddle!!!
  20. Immortal Platypus
    I rarely sleep though. And it's not a rule, it's a myth
  21. Immortal Platypus
    I have a 4.0 GPA and rarely cry over fictional characters. My dog is a puppy. She's adorable and is keeping my feet warm too.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    I have a sleepy dog on my lap
  23. Immortal Platypus
    tell that to @AesSedai318. She was just complaining about not getting enough sleep to me.
  24. Immortal Platypus
    "NO!!! THERE SHALL BE MORE RIDDLES!!!" *transforms into sphinx*
  25. Immortal Platypus
    boring. That's sad. I like solving riddles. Now you two have to try to solve mine. I'll repeat it. A man is lying in a field. An unopened package is beside him. Why is he dead? There are three possible answers that I'm aware of, but if you come up with a logical one, I'll accept it.
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