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  1. Immortal Platypus
    And this is where being an immortal, semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal is useful. "Ears, close to the rick roll!!"
  2. Immortal Platypus
    I'm trying to avoid this at the moment Madam Cat. If you don't mind, I'll take my leave and not hear this.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    I'm not gonna look. It's gonna be the rick roll
  4. Immortal Platypus
    I replace all sandwiches with sawdust except the original which I very cleverly hid in mouth, and the decoy on my ankle barb. Or was it the other way around? You'll never know. Dah Dah Dah!!!
  5. Immortal Platypus
    Now I'm curious, but not enough to check. I'm expecting some sort of prank EDIT: Oh!! It's probably
  6. Immortal Platypus
    I'm not sure I believe you
  7. Immortal Platypus
    i see. Why?
  8. Immortal Platypus
    You have apparently failed to properly mention someone. Congradulations. You must be so proud.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    Thank you. That really needed that many spoiler tags
  10. Immortal Platypus
    it matters to me. Which one Wizard?!!
  11. Immortal Platypus
    Is he on his side, face-down, or face-up
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Well, now I impressed. But I name you Tripmaster, causing a paradox, erasing you from existence. I reach through a quantum portal and grab the sandwich, taking it back.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    How did you trip me? I'm like half a mile away!!!
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  15. Immortal Platypus
    no
  16. Immortal Platypus
    They were made of sawdust from the start. I'm still running
  17. Immortal Platypus
    same. @Shallan Stormblessed, kinda close
  18. Immortal Platypus
    @Shallan Stormblessed I wish, that would be cool. He is human. Wizard, this is getting infuriating.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    The fake sandwich disappears, leaving the taste of sawdust in your mouth. I start to run away and hope that Madam Cat helps me in exchange for half the sandwich. The real sandwich also disappears, leaving a pile of sawdust where it once was.
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    Wizard, you still need to tell me if my most recent guess was correct. It is: Oops. Double post. I'm sorry!!!!!
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  23. Immortal Platypus
    Some pretty good riddles: What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word? You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be? What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I'm a platypus. Why would you think I have a passport. My only identification besides my appearance and powers is at {Redacted}
  25. Immortal Platypus
    I think it's another valid option, it's just wrong. RIDDLES!!!!!! Wizard is it Also, is he lying face-down or face-up or on one of his sides?
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