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  1. Immortal Platypus
    Wizard, was it I'm pretty sure that one's correct. Again, tell me yes or no in spoiler tags.
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    Ha! I don't carry lunch money because this happens so much. Madam Cat, will you help me out here?
  5. Immortal Platypus
    yes
  6. Immortal Platypus
    ok. three good ideas Wizard, tell me yes or no in spoiler tags.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    "I didn't even have the sandwich. *Cries* Why does everyone bully me?"
  8. Immortal Platypus
    Do you mean *Hisses*? I'll share it. I love Cats. And most Cats love me.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    is there anything besides him in the forest?
  10. Immortal Platypus
    Oh, okay. Can I have it back please Madam Cat?
  11. Immortal Platypus
    of course my answer is write. You're only allowed to read this riddle once. Another good one is, "A plane crashes directly on the border between Washington and Montana. Where do you bury the survivors?"
  12. Immortal Platypus
    The forest collapsed on him, obviously. (For those of you who it wasn't obvious, see @NerdyAarakocra's signature.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    "Thaidakar, did you know that sandwich was a decoy? The real one is still on my ankle barb, I mean, the real one is cleverly hidden."
  14. Immortal Platypus
    I love riddles! what pages were those on?
  15. Immortal Platypus
    But I already fixed the continuity. @Nameless doesn't need to help.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    were they going right to left or left to right
  17. Immortal Platypus
    You did that too?
  18. Immortal Platypus
    I love bad luck!!!! *tips 666 saltshakers over*
  19. Immortal Platypus
    I didn't see that
  20. Immortal Platypus
    *realizes that I never said who I stole it from* "Ms. Sedai must have stolen the decoy."
  21. Immortal Platypus
    "It wasn't my fault. Why'd you through my natural enemy at me. Natural instinct."
  22. Immortal Platypus
    "Ha ha, a normal dingo could never defeat me!!" *Grows massive and dingo gets spiked on ankle barbs. Shrinks down and dead dingo falls off*
  23. Immortal Platypus
    I jabbed the sandwich on my ankle barb, I would never stab a cat. And I keep my venom inside me any way so everything the cat did was irrelevant
  24. Immortal Platypus
    *It hits me* "ACK!!!! Just kidding. It didn't hurt. I told you I wouldn't tell you what could hurt me."
  25. Immortal Platypus
    nope, not allowed for a non-platypus to win.
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