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  1. aghhh new laptop and its too different!!!! It doesn't have cursor acceleration and the scrolling is ever so slightly too slow!!! I hate everything!!!

    At least I can easily turn off the ai features...

  2. Finding an easy low-paying job so I can quit my current stressful slightly-better-than-low paying job

    Spoiler

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  3. I was gonna do like "EvilticKeys" but it doesn't flow as good so I just went back on rhyme zone dot com and found the first thing fire-related

    Also! I was planning on doing AltonicKnees since last year! But I only remembered just now and I already made the evil profile pictures. so. yeah. whatever. next time.

  4. Emberdark FINALLY arrived to my local library and I finished it within the week yaaay!!

    I am finally free to do my assignments and projects!! I've been released!!

  5. Happy birthday Nerdy!!! Emphasis on the happy part because I hope you have a great day!! And emphasis on the birthday part because it's true and it's your birthday. and emphasis on the NerdyAarakocra part because that's who you are and I intend this message to you. And emphasis on the exclamation marks because I mean emphasis on the sentence. and

  6. what is happeningggg Why is everyone going Through a Living Glass minus the Glass im scareddd

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    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      I didn't get invited to this one. I'm becoming an old geezer

    3. ThroughTheLivingSequence

      ThroughTheLivingSequence

      You and me both, Plat :P.

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      I'd say we could make an old geezer club, but that seems antithetical to being an old geezer

  7. What if your name was cheeseman but you replace the cheese part with birthday and the man part with man so now you're the birthday man because its your birthday and

    What's your favorite cheese, man?

    1. The cheeseman

      The cheeseman

      Uhhh probably sharp cheddar.

  8. haaaaappppy birthdaaaay to youuuuu!!!!!! haaaappyyyyy biirthdaaaayyy to youuuuu!!! haaapyyy biiiiiirrrthdaaay dear [Cool and awesome person who we adore]!!!!! haaapyy biiirrrrthdaayyyyyy too youuuuuu!!!!!!

  9. Can I ask real quick, where's your banner from? Who's the artist? It looks so cool

  10. Birthday that is happy! Day of birth full of joy. That you will have. Birthday!

    1. AonEne

      AonEne

      Thanking the you! 

  11. I've been chugging through xkcd's Hoverboard "comic" in my free time, and I thought I had collected all the coins, so I finally deposited them. (screenshot with my coins and time)

    Spoiler

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    Thinking I was done at 157, I searched up "xkcd hoverboard" to see if there was a full map scan. And like the 3rd result was an image of someone getting 169 coins.

    i feel so crushed maaaan guhhhhh I am NOT doing it again I got so lost in the starship

    1. Shatter

      Shatter

      ah. xkcd. ya gotta love Randall Munroe. 

  12. Procrastinated making this years pfp, finally got around to it and decided a new clean image is better than another layer of incomprehensible pngs.

    Spoiler

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    Featuring oldish art pasted onto "pirate costume" search result, originally a mockup for a scrapped character but it works

    Was wondering how to fit the long picture into my pic BUT I found a great solution :)

    1. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      Spoiler

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      comic i made just now

  13. Guys I'm really caught in between AltonicSeas and AltonicTrees for next year

    Seas would be a much more interesting gimmick, I could put on a pirate hat and everything.

    On the other hand, I've already prepared a little for Trees and I'd hate for that to go to waste...

    What do I doooo

    1. ___

      ___

      AltonicKnees

      Problem solved 

    2. Immortal Platypus
    3. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      forgot to post this over the weekend Screenshot2025-11-0211_54_21AM.png.7b6d051473211873e492fe6d76796064.png

  14. I don't know how many people are going to see this, but. How do you guys see other people's SUs?

    I know some people just have notifications for "everything ever." those of you who do, That's just masochistic. Do some people manually go to people's profiles to search for updates? iunno.

    I personally made a custom feed, back when the update hit (here's the settings), but I just wanna know how everyone else sees these.

  15. Its your biiiirrrrrthhhdayyyyyy! happy happy birthday its a very special day,

    1. Unintelligenius

      Unintelligenius

      thhhaaaannnnnkkkkk yyyyyyooooooouuuuuuu!

  16. ghappy. Birthday!! Woooooo

  17. Guys guys look I'm doing stuff for once

    The Battle for the Sandwich is doing a three-year anniversary event in which I give it sentience for three days! Its gonna be fun. yaaaay.

  18. Doing research for my electromagnetic magic system... You know you're in too deep when you start investigating the properties of electrons and reading up on your thermodynamics...

    I know you should generally stop designing once you hit the atomic level BUT LIKE I want it to be physically accurate!!! Even though I barely know anything about electricity it would be really cool if this made chemical sense!!!!
    i want this to be a 'smart' story with 'smart' characters and a 'smart' magic system but that's hard to do if i barely check that box myself...

     

    oh waiter more molecular latices please! bring me another round of high school chemistry that I've forgotten!

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    2. Slowswift

      Slowswift

      Quote

       I just want to design lightning guns..

      Unrelated, but I was reminded that Taser is short for Tom Swift's Electric Rifle.

    3. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      ?? Is it actually?? thats so funny

    4. Slowswift
  19. I have some time on my hands right now, maybe I should revisit some old creative projects, maybe even post them.

    ...Then again, I also have the time for another 3 hours on Instagram... Possibly another 5 hours despairing about the state of the world...

    Decisions decisions....

    1. ___

      ___

      Let's do something productive, how about it

    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      you could also

      sleep

  20. Glad to see the Shard getting more active as school starts up around the world. Good job everyone, we are spending our time very wisely

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    2. Through the Living Wrath

      Through the Living Wrath

      Mmmhhhmmm!

      Us procrastinators

    3. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      Oh yeah . . . school . . .

    4. Through the Living Wrath

      Through the Living Wrath

      Like Coulson said, “this would never had worked if they didn’t have something to procrastinate.”

  21. Happy! birth. day, it's a very special day! Happy happy birthday dad, if my dad were you and also If my dad were made of clouds and rain and the broken mind of an ancient god and wind. Birthd!

  22. Can I ask. What is that banner.

    I see who it is. But why. ? .

    1. Lemmingbleming

      Lemmingbleming

      The banner is a random lady, and the reason is because she will always watch me and torment me for the rest of my time on this shard, to remind me not to do weird things, and a reminder that I am very wired, in a good way.

    2. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      Oh...! well. Who am I to judge.

    3. Lemmingbleming

      Lemmingbleming

      You are somebody to judge

  23. what if altonickeys was green...

    (Happy mental health awareness month!)

    1. Through The Living Glass
    2. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      anyways

      Spoiler

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      what if altonickeys was green

  24. Birth!?! Day! What a mirthful way. A birth of a new May. A morph into a ray. A bird filled bray. A turd-less cay. A worthy pay. A shirt-less lay. A hurtful say. A yogurt bay. A happy. Birthday!!

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    2. Through the Living Wrath

      Through the Living Wrath

      But where are my keys? I think the bees must have stolen them in the breeze. Geez. Don’t break both my knees, or I’ll freeze these seas. Don’t make the Japanese sneeze.

    3. AltonicKeys

      AltonicKeys

      ...I was actually really close to doing AltonicKnees for last Ookla season before I realized the freeze bit was more fitting. but I'm stealing that breeze one. And maybe the seas.

    4. BlueWildRye

      BlueWildRye

      I love me my worthy pays for shirtless lays.

  25. Happy! If only you were here to witness your own birth. Day!  WOOOO! Welcome (back) into the world (hopefully) (manifesting)! Happy birthday to youuuu

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