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NerdyAarakocra

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  1. I fill the largemouth bass with plasma and then challenge you to a duel for the sandwich, with lunch to follow.
  2. The Lincoln Park Pirates - Steve Goodman
  3. Odds are the vast majority of Sharders are. Yes (ADHD and dysgraphia, in my case). TPBM likes to cook.
  4. With a higher metal content in the crust, it's possible that plants have metal armor instead of bark.
  5. I slap you back, this time with a largemouth bass.
  6. I escape from the maximum security prison cell I was thrown in within a week via rats, an exposed pipe, and hydrochloric acid. I then steal the sandwich while Uninteligenius is sleeping.
  7. As is tradition at this point, I missed my own Shardiversary!

    Wahoo!

    Unlike the previous two years, though, I'm not letting the occasion slip by without an SU. So, first things first: on one's Shardiversary it's customary to thank community members who have made a positive impression. The thing is, I can't just thank one or two users - this entire community has been a great space, with no exceptions. So, if you're reading this, thanks for being cool. Give yourself a pat on the back.

    I joined the Shard slightly more than three years ago today, as the pandemic was wrapping up. It seems that new users are concentrated in waves here, but I didn't really join as part of one (the main 2022 wave happened later in the summer). As I've been here, the Shard has evolved considerably - new moderators, new users, new trends. But it still remains, hands down, the best online community I've joined.

    I've also changed a lot over three years, both in the Real World and on here. I've got new hobbies, I write better, I'm less active shard-wise. But I still enjoy reading Cosmere, and I still intend to post here for a long time.

    Again, if you've read this, if I've interacted with you at all, thank you. You help make this site such a great space.

    Singing off four days after my Shardiversary,
    Nerdy

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    2. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      Happy belated-shardiversary! Never forget that you are one of those community members who has contributed s greatly to making this site a positive place

    3. Bird Furious

      Bird Furious

      Happy Shardiversary! You're really cool and I'm glad that I've been able to see you around and interact. You're an oldie and a goodie :D

    4. Slowswift

      Slowswift

      Happy Shardiversary!

  8. I bribe Bartholomew and all the FREDS with $21 to give me the sandwich instead.
  9. I'd imagine it would be difficult to soulcast something at the atomic level into its exact opposite. Gold to plutonium would probably be easier, though. The only issue there is getting out of the way.
  10. You teleport into that one room from Portal 2 where the only apparent egress is the door marked "Emergency GLaDOS shut down and cake dispensary."
  11. I get four other kandra to pull a TenSoon and deliver the sandwich to me.
  12. Monty Python and the Holy Grail turns 50 today. On one thing I think we can all agree:

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    2. NerdyAarakocra

      NerdyAarakocra

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      Never seen it :P 

      But why tho

      it good

    3. Bird Furious

      Bird Furious

      I'm watching it right now :P 

      Because of this conversation :P :P

    4. Through the Living Wrath
  13. I pierce Wyver's Aluminum armor with a vastly superior Aluminium sword and take the sandwich as a prize.
  14. *Sneaking in during the night to try and increase my win time*
  15. I pull Demon back into a Public Relations gig
  16. While the focus is shifted away from the sandwich I steal it with a Man in the Middle attack to discover its location.
  17. Local Forecast - Elevator (Disco Ultralounge) - Kevin MacLeod
  18. Since you didn't bold your message, the sandwich is still in Uninteligenius' hands. As such, I steal his hands, and with them the sandwich.
  19. the civil war of page
  20. I pout about how I'm not yet far enough into The Three-Body Problem to make a witty reference about it. In order to cheer up, I go steal the sandwich by smuggling highly powered laser equipment under it and launching it up to my zeppelin with laser ablation.
  21. "Take common name, add a ton of useless consonants to it, strike out random letters, burn the evidence, hide the body"
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