Primeival Chaos

Urithuru?

old natanatan? (shattered plains)

Depends on if Kelsier is alive in that time period . . . . . Probably lighteyes Would you rather be a windrunner or an elsecaller?

silverlight?

Hoid aka. Topaz aka. cephandrius aka. drifter aka. Wit aka. Roamer aka. Imperial Fool aka. Lunu'anaki

Lightsong maybe? I'm not sure about the third clue

Kool-aid OH WAIT....

lol same

Why does that marshmallow look silver? expectations --> reality

Sir, it is literally raining meatballs. What do we do? No. No! NO! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

How do you like the pink bowtie that has tassels that drag on the floor? 10 cent monitor

What are we going to do with this literal mountain of triangular food pieces? My genius, it frightens even me sometimes

Proof: The reason that we don't ever see Captain Underpants in the cosmere is because Hoid banished him to our world somehow. That is why Mr. Krupp is always so mad Theory: Dalinar is the weakest character in the cosmere

What was that one game where you threw high-speed objects at your friends? I can count to 23

I saw seven dead corpses. ur mom

I don't remember the name but venli and eshonai's mother? edit: i looked it up. Her name is jaxlim

How do you feel about strawberries dipped in motor oil? Mysterious transparent oozy greasy cube

David from the reckoners?

Did you know that Stormlight book 5 is out? pistachio flavored ice cream

What would be the first thing that you would say if you knew that there was a secret society of doppelgangers that was trying to take over the world? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FEEL SLIGHTLY ANNOYED

Why did you turn your house into a McDonalds location and live in the basement? Supreme Leader of the Entire world and all of its holdings Richard nixon the fifty second

Hello sir. May I take your order? Any preferences or allergies? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHKDSJLKASJDASHDKJAHAHAJHFLASHDFKAJHSDFKJHAHAHAHAFSDFASDF Nevermind that one just got answered

This sounds awesome. Can I join?

Does anyone know what the spiritual metals do? All of the definitions are relatively simple for the 12 other metals, but the four spiritual metals seem intentionally vague. Chromium seems simple enough- you get unlucky when you fill it and lucky when you draw on it. What happens when you fill a nicrosil metalmind? Does it take away your power or abilities while you fill it and give you more when you draw on it? Is it like a Kandra blessing, with a more passive effect? Do you forget who you are when you fill an aluminum metalmind? What would it do if you fill it? I think that the duralumin metalminds slow down or decay connections when you fill it and somehow form connections faster when you draw upon it.

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