Szeth's Facepalm

I have my first debate ever today guys

Wish me luck

*is very nervous*

Hate to do multiple SUs a day, but public announcement: If i change my pfp back to the original, it is not because i support Greyscale LCC. >:(

Also, does anyone know what a vanisher ^^^ is?

Dang

Rhianna can s i n g

Y'all this is legit the first time this has ever happened to me.

Dang. This feels so weird.

I can't... i can't rep anyone?? Till tomorrow?

So strange

Sorry Morningtide, i'll rep your cello post tomorrow 

Uggggggggggggggg

I was going to preform at a music festival today with my choir but i woke up with a very unpleasant case of what seems to be tonsillitis

This is the worst ;-; i wanna sing so bad but i probably can't ;-; this literally happened with my last choir performance as well but i was able to make it to that one. Anyway i'm gonna see if i can temporarily recover in the next fourty minutes via tea and hot shower and cough drops so i can make it. Wish me luck guys

(Also that Sanderson article in wired was absolutely atrocious and Sanderson's extremely mature response made me respect him more than i already did.)

Can someone who has not seen Gravity Falls please describe what they think is happening in these images:

Anyway it's a great show and you should watch it

Soon as lost metal's out (five hours for me) i shall be gone until i have finished it. Morningtide, Elf, i'll probably be back if i have any profound TRC insights or art lol. BUT ONLY THE TRC THREAD. If Wax dies or Brando pulls a Hero of ages (SPOILERS meaning, you know, every one dies) i shall find out by pages and/or Michael Kramer's voice alone.

Adieu!

 that's... worrisome

I just realized that I call myself a musical kid but I've only actually fully listened to, like, 5 musicals ;-;

But I promise I have all the enthusiasm of one lol.

Sooooooo i just binge-listened to a large amount of musical songs all the way through while cleaning my room

Anyways

I'm a musical kid now

Musical suggestions, peeps? (I kinda wanna tag DramaQueen but i don't wanna unnecessarily ping her)

*sadness noises*

Can I have hugs plz

I am sad

*More sadness noises*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*deep breath*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thank you.

Hi guys, I'll be taking a break from here for a while. Idk when I'll come back. I know I have some messages I haven't answered and some stuff I haven't finished, and I'm super sorry about that. But I just need to take a break.

If you have anything important to tell me, you could probably send it through Elf, if she didn't mind.

I will be back eventually, I promise. Love you guys!

I am awarding an SU to the fact that I randomly searched up @Experience's legendary SU only to find that it was posted a year ago on this exact day.

it is the one-year anniversary of When your co. Never let this joke die, guys, Exp needs to come back in a year and a half and find it still going

Guys 

I have a confession

So, you know how i've been acting like a human, being all human-y and stuff? And you probably thought i was a human?

Well, the truth is... i'm actually a robot. Beep bop beep bop. *robot noises*

This is a Renarin appreciation SU

Love that guy

May Stormlight Five/Ketek of Wind bring him only good things

QUICK Y'ALL WHAT ARE SOME COOL EVIL SOUNDING LAST NAMES (OR FIRST NAMES OR MIDDLE NAMES)

EVIL NAAAAAAAMMMEEEESSSSSSSSSS

Glass Onion was so good.

I reeeaaally reeeaaaally hope they make more.

Anyone wanna gush about how much the love Knives Out and Glass Onion :D

My little brother convinced me to play dungeons and dragons with him and my little sister, and I'm pretty sure we aren't playing it right, but it is soo fun. I get to be a gigantic lemon named Semeloi, Bringer of Onions, who can create an ice wall from thin air and is very funny. And my little sisters keeps rolling 20s for dumb stuff like killing a rat, and i keep rolling 1s for really important stuff. And also our stuffed animals get to play. It's great, i highly recommend this particular version of D&D.

Hey guys

So i um

I don't write very much, but when i do, i have been informed that i write good.

(yes, i know the proper grammar is "write well", and thus i am not demonstrating my writing abilities. it's for personality.)

Anyway i kind of wanna share some writing with you guys and also see if a couple story ideas i have sound interesting... specially because A. i need to choose one to work on and B. i need to write more to keep my skillz sharp, and it'd be easier to be consistent if there were people waiting on me to write something. I work mildly better under pressure. Mildly. So... this is sort of gauging interest for a Facepalm Writes thread :D

Anyone interested?

It's great you have the spren emoticons in your about you page, but make sure you credit the original creator :)

only need nine more...

...ok to make this su actually USEFUL, my dad said he would take me to the W&W 4 release party. Like, i was sitting there reading Arcanum Unbounded and scheming on how to get to the con, and my dad comes over and is like "watcha reading?" And i show him the cover and he, completely unprompted, said, "hey, do you wanna meet him [Brandon Sanderson]?" And i just sit there, completely surprised. And then i told him about the con and he was literally like, "great! Lets buy tickets!" Which, if you know my dad (you obviously don't lol), is the most unlike him thing. And we haven't bought tickets yet (cause, ya know, you can't buy tickets yet) but BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO HECCIN EXCITED

Man i spend to much time on here

K love y'all bye

Hi guys

Something completely awesome happened on monday, which was that I GOT TO MEET MY FAVORITE AUTHOR!!! IT WAS MAGGIE STEIFVATER--

*click*

Uhhmm

*cough*

SECOND favorite author haha sorry that was a typo lol (Hoid, Dallen, and a parrot definitely aren't holding a gun to my head right now lololol send help haha sorry typo again) obviously my first favorite is our king and ruler Brando Sando who's fan website i am posting on lololol

Anyway it was Maggie Steifvater doing a book tour for Greywaren and when i tell you it was one of the favorite experiences of my lifetime so far, belive it. Have you ever met someone (famous/well-known or otherwise) who you thought were just the most amazing person ever and then you meet them and they're actually kind of annoying or not as nearly cool as your expectations?

That is the absolute exact opposite of what happened. Maggie Steifvater is literally the coolest person i have ever met. She gave a thirty-fourty minute talk before the signing and it was absolutely hilarious and also riveting and interesting and gave so many interesting facts about her books. And she was simultaneously exactly how i expected but also better, she talked about cars and music (any steifvater fan knows she's a car person lol). And when she was signing my books, she looked at my name AND SHE PRONOUNCED IT CORRECTLY!!! NO ONE EVER DOES THAT!!!! It's not even that hard, it's uncommon but very similar to a common-ish word in the english language and still no one ever gets it. BUT SHE DID AND SHE WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST PERSON EVER! And i told her some of the other pronunciations people say (there's one that sounds kind like an insult) and she said "People who say that should never speak again" and did the sign language for no talk (LMAO).

And she spent, like, a minute looking all over my copy of The Raven King because it has a flap, and she said "sorry for being so fascinated but i've never seen or signed a book like this before, which is crazy cause i wrote it!"

I wanna be exactly like her when i grow up, she is all of my dream jobs combined into one: YA author, musician/composer, artist, competitive bagpiper (jk wanting to be that one. But she is a competitive bagpiper.) she is also just SO COOL. If i am ever half as cool as her my life will be fulfilling and beautiful.

Look how awesome her signature is (name reveal???):

(Yup that's definitely my name)

I also bought a set of tarot cards she illustrated and they're so gorgeous, here are some of my favorites:

Sorry for the long AF su. Anyway if you somehow aren't convinced yet PLEASE READ THE RAVEN CYCLE AND DREAMER TRILOGY PLEEEAAAAAAASEEEEEE. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. I would say it's certainly changed mine cause this experience of meeting Maggie was once in a lifetime and i never would have had it without reading those books (i know i say this all the time but THANK YOU ELF!!!!!!!!!).

GO READ THEM PLEASE

When your co