Aeternum

I don't know what that is, ngl. TPBM likes chocolate-covered strawberries.

Welcome to the Shard! I've got a lot of favorites haha.

“Indeed,” The Epic says. A person of few words. Doesn’t give Fish much to measure the Epic by. This does mean that Ignis is making moves, Fish realizes. That’s probably not too big of a problem – Fish is pretty sure he would easily beat Ignis in a fight. He’d just prefer to not fight in the middle of his city, however. Honestly, it probably would be best if he saved his strength for Sundew. No point in exerting himself over a useless Epic now. “What does Ignis want?” Fish demands. He’s tired of this Epic. “And who are you?” @TwinSouls ---------------------------------- The Epic starts walking off, and Parry has to jog to keep up. Playing bodyguard for a fire Epic? What could go wrong? Parry thinks sarcastically. He sighs. He put himself into this predicament. Let’s hope I can find a way out. Why did I agree to this? “Isn’t Fish very powerful? I was told to stay away from him,” Parry says cautiously. Let’s hope he doesn’t take this as an insult.

Welcome to the Shard! Favorite and least favorite characters? Where in the Cosmere would you live?

No TPBM is a summer kind of person.

Yes, shhh. TPBM plays multiple instruments.

I'm gaming TPBM likes FPS games.

Yeah, I was surprised I made it without any votes when everyone kept saying I was likely an elim. The amount of times my name got brought up and then nothing happened on it was a bit shocking. Thank you for being a great teammate and RBM too! I will probably be there for the next game, whenever that is. Also thank you to Kas for explaining all the terms I got confused with (and Drake too ). I will admit I followed the game better than I was letting on, except for when acronyms were involved. GGs. Thanks Sart for running the game & thanks Araris.

I WISH. TPBM is watching a stream.

Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite character?

“Nobody of much consequence,” The Epic claims. Fish doesn’t like Epics like that. They’re probably a fairly powerful Epic, or someone who thinks they’re powerful. Usually the latter, but Fish will assume the former. “Who’s your client?” Fish asks, deciding to dismiss asking for a name again. “Ignis, I presume?” @TwinSouls ---------------------------------------------- “Y-yeah, I can try,” Parry says. Sparks, why did I say “try”? Now he'll think I'm weak. He steps away from the doorway so that the fire Epic can walk by him. What am I doing here?

The person below me is getting amulets in Antarctica? You bet. TPBM is has been TPBM before.

Hm. Icecream. I feel like I'm biased to two words just because that's all I've ever known. I think we should call it crème glacée because that's elegant. TPBM can speak French

Welcome back!

They're handy when you're camping or hiking. ALSO LOOK AT THOSE CUTE CATS AAAAAAAA TPBM drives a truck.

Alright I shall leave your Roseite alone, JNV. Why are you so up about a zephyr/verdant? Did something happen? Just curious.

“Me and my client would like to meet with you. Can we schedule that?” The person asks. Likely an Epic. No non-Epic would walk up to Fish and just request a meeting like that, and ignore Fish's question about who they are. Usually there would be a lot more cowering and stammering. And who’s this Epic’s client? Unless there’s a new faction in the city, Fish could guess that it’s Ignis. Sundew doesn’t send lackeys. If it is Ignis who wants a meeting, it was a huge mistake for the fire Epic to not talk to Fish by himself. Means that Ignis’s weak. Fish would never make that oversight. Let's see who this Epic is, Fish thinks. He crosses his arms. “Who are you.” @TwinSouls ---------------------------------- “Oh, so you parry them. Oh,” Ignis says. The fire Epic sounds pleased that he made a pun on Parry’s name about his power. That isn’t the first time it’s happened. The joke is getting old. Parry wants nothing more than to run, but he knows better than to let other Epics see how weak he is. Parry shifts his weight to his other foot. “Yeah.” @RoyalBeeMage

Good. Both the Epics are leaving. That should save Fish another headache, as long as they’re not too fast with their task. He’s still got at least an hour until he needs to be at the docks. For now, Fish resigns himself to his office work. Pages and pages of reports fill his desk, with several about Sundew. Boring, boring, boring. Epics like Fish are meant to be out staking claims on territory, not sitting here running a city. Someone’s gotta do it, though, and he’s taken it upon himself to make sure his hard work in securing the city doesn’t go to waste. Fish’s door is slightly ajar, so he hears someone asking his receptionist for a meeting with him. As much as he’d rather yell at the person to go away, it gives him an excuse to ignore his deskwork for a longer period of time. He stands and opens his door. The person talking to his new (incompetent) receptionist is someone Fish has never seen before. They’ve got the air of an Epic, but Fish isn’t too sure. Best to approach with caution so that his headquarters doesn’t get destroyed. “Who are you and what do you want?” @TwinSouls ---------------------------- “Uh, I can deflect things,” Parry says, shuffling backwards another step. This is terrible.

Obviously it's a squiggly guy. TPBM should feed their pets.

Not gonna lie I didn't realize it was that important.

If this is a Helldivers reference, alas no I am not. If you could add a day to the week, where would you add the day and what would it be called?