Enter a username
-
Posts
1453 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
News
Forums
Blogs
Gallery
Events
Status Updates posted by Enter a username
-
Wrong way to play Chaotic Evil: Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder
Right way to play Chaotic Evil: And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! Ahahaha! So, anyway, that’s the story of how I lost my medical license.
-
Just to clarify: when I say “right/wrong way to play Chaotic Evil,” I’m not saying that one of these can never be done right, or that the other is the only “correct” way of playing Chaotic Evil. I’m just saying that 19 times out of 20, for any alignment, someone with actual motivations, desires, and whatnot will be both more fun and more interesting for everyone involved than someone whose entire character can be accurately summed up in one word.
-
2
- Report
-
-
Today I ate a barbecue potato chip dipped in salsa.
Honestly, it was pretty disgusting.
-
Fair enough
-
-
Today I found out that hydroxic acid is in my plumbing system and has been for years.
-
So, I was going to catch up on all my notifications, but...
Spoiler
heck that.
What did I miss?
- Show previous comments 10 more
-
What
huh
what
what -
I need help knowing what’s happened over the last few months
-
Also, who the heck is @Munni badnam hue darlind T?
-
As little as one apple can be lethal when delivered at mach 5.
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
i think many things would be lethal at mach 5
-
1
- Report
-
At what speed must one deliver an apple for the apple to become completely incinerated before completing its delivery?
If an apple were to be incinerated at such speeds, then would the residual air pressure and heat waves be lethal regardless?
And if such waves were considered lethal, then could we still consider the apple to be the means of lethality?
-
3
- Report
-
Anything is a deadly weapon if it's moving fast enough.
-
1
- Report
-
For anyone who hasn’t seen EmLee’s status update:
We just got home from an emergency vet. Why? Because someone found our cat looking like this:
Spoiler
I’m really hoping she’ll be okay, but if she isn’t… well, at least we’ve got lunch figured out for a day or two.
- Show previous comments 12 more
-
My brother set it up, and I’ve never bothered to change it.
-
Update 3: Pepper has come home! There’s a few things to watch out for, but other than those, she’s feeling much better!
-
1
- Report
-
Yay
-
HOLY SHYDHSRJSUXJDGDHDVDGDFHSTBDUDBDHDTXBFIDDCDJJCEYDVTS
- Show previous comments 7 more
-
*'twas
-
When I see the video I literally screamed. Several times.
-
*saw
-
Spoiler
HONESTLY, PEOPLE
- Show previous comments 2 more
-
I don't believe I understand just how big that number is...
-
ENTER WHY DID YOU COLLAPSE MY LUNG WHYYYYY
-
HTML edits are fun....... once, a couple years ago when Sanderson's Lost Metal progress bar was at 25%, i edited it to be 100% and sent a screenshot to my cousin. And he believed me!!
-
1
- Report
-
HOLY CRAP WE FORGOT ABOUT CLONE SEASON
- Show previous comments 12 more
-
You could create a new Clone Season Council if the old one is inactive.
-
who said the clone season council was in charge anyway
also who the heck is the clone season council
-
The Clone Season Council is the original Truthless Troops from the first Clone Season. (The ones that stayed loyal, at least.) (Oh and also my sister.)
-
Some combination of the following statements is true:
1. My cat has tried to kill and/or eat my arm.
2. My cat has tried to play-wrestle with my arm.
3. My cat has tried to mate with my arm.
Please reply with your guess.
SpoilerAnd the answer is…
Spoiler
-
All three?
-
-
Oh boy, the cup of pickle juice I just chugged sure was refreshing!
-
SpoilerGuys I'm the Survivor of Catsthin
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
=)
-
Apparently!
-
I’ve rickrolled myself more times than I can count.
-
Same, my guy, same
-
No, you just were making sure your link worked.
-
You sure about that?
-
-
It's Star Wars Day!
May the fourth be with you...
...I have nothing else to say.
SpoilerAlso, please disregard the status update where I said I'd missed two Shardiversarys. When I posted that, I mistakenly thought April was after May.
-
...I missed my own Shardiversary...
....................twice.........................
^@&%#@$#%^#$%@$#^@#%@^%%&$#*$#^%#@$@#&%#&%#@&%#@&%@&%@!!!!!!!!
-
Wha--
Spoiler
I have no words.
-
I'm about to go back to school after spring break.
SpoilerCan you guess how I feel about this?
SpoilerBecause it isn't positive.
SpoilerWell, most of my classes are okay.
SpoilerIt's just one class in particular that's giving me so much trouble.
SpoilerAnd that class is...
SpoilerMy Language Arts class.
SpoilerAs opposed to my math class, which isn't giving me nearly enough trouble.
SpoilerBut, we were talking about my feelings about returning from spring break.
SpoilerAnd my emotions on that front are...
SpoilerSpoilerI would say I'm dreading it, but that implies too much hope.
-
-
Personally, i prefer this version:
Spoiler -
I think this one is a bit more appropriate given the context, thoughMy school, for instance, offers only one pace of math class, and two paces of language arts classes (the latter of which I was completely unaware of until recently). The former of the two is insultingly slow for my needs, the latter overwhelmingly fast.
Or, in other words, my school's pace of English class is rushing me along faster than I can handle, and its pace of math class is actively slowing me down.
-
1
- Report
-
Don't you just love one size fits all education?
-
1
- Report
-
-
-
I know, me too. I'm so glad they made a medication for it, i opted for the lightest treatment. It's annoying that we have to wait till 2023 to be treated though
-
1
- Report
-
I'm trying to remind my mom to get the maximum dosage for our family--such is the intensity of our condition.
And the treatment delay is kind of annoying.
Also, the commercial mentioned an aversion to delivery drivers--do you think a delivery driver might be an antagonist of one of the books? (Also, questions like this are how I know my condition is quite severe.)
-
I thought it was because every time we saw a delivery driver we would hope that they were bringing the treatment.
-
1
- Report
-
-
Today is Twosday: Tuesday, February 22nd, 2022. The last Twosday was in 1622, and the next will happen in 2422.
I searched back as far as 122 BC and 3022 AD, but I couldn't find a single Twosday 2/2/22.
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
no, they'll be dead
2422 is the next twosday, 400 years from now.
and it isnt really since it has a 4
today we got only 2s and 0s
-
Daaaaaaaaaaang
-
-
My dad tested positive for Covid. The rest of us technically haven't been tested yet, but let's face it, we
probablyhave it.*Throws licorice at everyone*
Merry mid-January, everybody!
- Show previous comments 2 more
-
black licorice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> red licorice
also hope your dad gets well soon
-
I got tested yesterday--apparently I'm actually negative, somehow.
-
dang, my fam got covid a couple weeks ago, we are now sick of something else instead of covid, we have been sick for a month or two.
-
- Show previous comments 2 more
-
GLITTER BOMB 4.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
1
- Report
-
Y’know, I was a Mark Rober fan before this whole newfangled “glitter bomb” thang.
-
Same with me and Enter.
-
Have you considered getting the Covid-19 vaccine?
Studies show it's safe and effective.
The Covid-19 vaccine does not turn you into a robot.
The Covid-19 vaccine does not turn you into a robot.
The Covid-19 vaccine does not turn you into a robot.
Remember: we're all in this together.
(The Covid-19 vaccine does not turn you into a robot.)
- Show previous comments 1 more
-
We’re all in this together!
We’re all in this together!
We’re all in this together!
We’re all in this together!
We’re all in this together!
The Covid-19 vaccine does not turn you into a robot.
-
dang, I wanted to be turned into a robot..
-
*Beep* *boop*
Yes, fellow sentient carbon based lifeforms, the vaccine will not microchip you, or make you buy products from our supreme overlord Bill Gates.
-
1
- Report
.thumb.jpg.7f089e03bfbde65e071e5172af06717a.jpg)
.thumb.jpeg.85e797372de047d06f847ec6b87c351a.jpeg)
