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  1. Soulbinder
    Granted. However, you now hallucinate strobe lights directly in your face for the rest of your life. I wish for a witch staff.
  2. Soulbinder
    Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  3. Soulbinder
    Cthulhu rises from the depths, and snatches the sandwich while the snail is distracted.
  4. Soulbinder
    I carved the Bridge Four symbol a while back! YKYASFW you make a presentation for a school project educating your classmates on the Librarian conspiracy
  5. Soulbinder
    Uhhh, I've never posted an image before, so this might not work, but here's something I made: (RoW spoilers)
  6. Soulbinder
    We weren't doing the Scottish Play, but someone said it. Look, I don't consider myself superstitious, but here's what happened: 1. Our lead was double cast. A week before the show, one of them dropped out 2. There was a literal tornado like a block from us 3. The power in the building we were going to perform in got knocked out 4. The power in the backup building (which had a carpeted stage, by the way, in a very tap-heavy show) also got knocked out, halfway through Act I 5. I lost my voice before our last two shows It's all probably a coincidence, but it does make for a good story!
  7. Soulbinder
    Hey, does anyone have any good "curse of the Scottish play" stories? Because it totally happened to one of my shows. It was crazy.
  8. Soulbinder
    Kiss oak, marry willow, and kill pine (too sappy for me). Taco, hamburger, and pizza
  9. Soulbinder
    Granted. Your house burns down, though. I wish for the ability to work really fast, really well.
  10. Soulbinder
    The snail exterminator is pulled screaming into the earth by a zombie, who then trudges in the direction of the sandwich. Slowly.
  11. Soulbinder
    Gets a samurai. Inserts crippling anxiety
  12. Soulbinder
    Silence voices, condemn the ones silenced
  13. Soulbinder
    A wild Dr. Doofensmirtz shows up with salt and makes a circle around the snail
  14. Soulbinder
    "Well, that was terrible. Guess it'll make great kindling, though!" WTWTTS when you didn't do your homework?
  15. Soulbinder
    I have some questions. Let's trade. I have an ongoing crisis.
  16. Soulbinder
    Fortunately, the government officials were already corrupt so nothing much changed
  17. Soulbinder
    The Nightwatcher is outraged and a little impressed by your audacity, and instead gives you Defiant early. You lose the ability to read though. I wish I'd be able to read Latin fluently.
  18. Soulbinder
    Granted. You forget how to read though. I wish for artistic skills.
  19. Soulbinder
    “So, who are we going to sacrifice to summon a demon?” When you forget your wallet in the car
  20. Soulbinder
    "Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, you'd better stop drinking dragon pee, or the sparkly Witherlord might just end another deadly mercury-and-uranium soup inhalation by eating while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins!" Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture.
  21. Soulbinder
    Gets tidily clean planet Inserts apathy
  22. Soulbinder
    In the end, the real win is the hours we wasted along the way
  23. Soulbinder
    I like the pattern! 8.9999999/9
  24. Soulbinder
    “I cannot be a goat for wishing, so I die a women with grieving” (Much Ado About Nothing)
  25. Soulbinder
    “Is this identity theft?” When you run into an old friend
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