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  1. Soulbinder
    The Nightwatcher is confused, so she instead writes a rave review on the movie Wish using your name. I'll let you decide if that's a boon or a bane. I wish for a taynix plushie
  2. Soulbinder
    Gets Wayne. Inserts a very confused cat.
  3. Soulbinder
    Unfortunately, even the Nightwatcher cannot retrieve souls from the Beyond, so instead what you get is some reanimated corpses. On the plus side, you get zombies, which is kind of cool. On the downside, they will follow you around and sing the Nyan cat theme song endlessly. They cannot be destroyed. Therefore, you who wished for death to be undone will soon beg for its sweet release. I wish for a bagel.
  4. Soulbinder
    Defiant Spoilers
  5. Soulbinder
    Granted. However, any food you eat will now be absolutely covered by dead mosquitoes. I wish for rutabaga.
  6. Soulbinder
    "The difference between goat and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein "Better to remain silent and be thought a goat than to speak and remove all doubt"- Abraham Lincoln "Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your goat first." - Steve Irwin
  7. Soulbinder
    Granted! Unfortunately, they are all approximately half an inch deep, so good luck using them. Also, your shoes never, ever stay tied for more than three seconds. I wish for Reese's
  8. Soulbinder
    Celery already tastes fine, so instead you get a jar of peanut butter and chronic elbow pain. I wish for vanilla ice cream
  9. Soulbinder
    Granted. However, you also contact malaria. I wish I had the motivation to finish my homework.
  10. Soulbinder
    I walked by a library today, obviously an Alcatraz reference
  11. Soulbinder
    Since my Latin quote was so well received, I have more! "Capra vincit omnia"- The goat conquers all "Carpe capram"- Seize the goat "Dum capra est, spes est"- When there is a goat, there is hope "Memento capram"- Remember the goat "Capra gladio fortior"- The goat is mightier than the sword "Capra non facit philosophum"- A goat does not make one a philosopher The best part is most people don't speak Latin, so they'll probably think you're being really profound when you're ranting about goats
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    “For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through goat.”- Contact, Carl Sagan “In the face of goat there are no heroes.”- 1984, George Orwell "One cannot be brave who has no goat"- Renegades, Marissa Meyer "Capra delenda est (the goat must be destroyed)"- Cato the Elder
  13. Soulbinder
    Unfortunately, Honor is dead, so I'm going to jump into the arena with a spear and steal the sandwich
  14. Soulbinder
    Here's a meme I made (Cytonic spoilers, kind of): Also, don't know if this counts as a meme, but whenever my brother and I want to avoid spoiling Mistborn to our other brother who won't stop asking questions, we start making up stuff about Thomas the Tankquisitor (Picture below)
  15. Soulbinder
    Sadly for them, Kyle the Laser Kiwi has come to Fred’s aid. Kyle evades the emus, snatches that sandwich, and runs for Fred’s tank
  16. Soulbinder
    Granted, but whenever you think about Pugachev's Revolution you get uncontrollable hiccups for a full day afterwards. I wish for Disney to stop making live action cash grabs
  17. Soulbinder
    Fred runs you over with the tank, backs up, jumps down, and grabs the sandwich. He scampers back into his tank and drives away as fast as he can.
  18. Soulbinder
    "Beware, for I am goat, and therefore powerful." - Frankenstein
  19. Soulbinder
    Fred the Hedgehog returns with a vengeance and also a tank, and threatens to blow you up if you don't give him the sandwich
  20. Soulbinder
    Fred, as a hedgehog and therefore the natural predator of gnomes, eats the gnome and obtains the sandwich
  21. Soulbinder
    "Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no goat can be made."- The Masque of the Red Death
  22. Soulbinder
    I cast Death Muffins at TheRavenHasLanded, pick up the sandwich and Fred the Hedgehog, and run for the hills
  23. Soulbinder
    A hedgehog named Fred jumps out of nowhere and grabs the sandwich, then books it as fast as its stubby little legs can go.
  24. Soulbinder
    Granted. All your wishes are now adequate. They don't come true though. I wish to see a supermassive black hole in person. Survival not necessary, I just really want to see one.
  25. Soulbinder
    I also play the flute! I've never been in band, but I did take lessons for a few years. Anyone else here ever break a flute by leaving it in the cold?
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