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358. If you are an evil overlord, and feel the compulsive need to build a giant pit in your throne room, and then battle the hero above it, then you should put a net at the bottom, in case you fall whilst fighting said hero.

Granted, your stomach will hold 10 times as much food as you normally would, but you will still feel sick after eating more than you originally could. I wish for an infinity blade.

Armor: absorb investiture from others and use it to defend me.

Granted, but whenever you create one, a slow bubble appears too, and they perfectly cancel each other out. I wish all the new mario kart games, including 8 deluxe would have inside drift.

Granted, it will learn to communicate, but will promptly discover minecraft, which will cause it to invent a time machine, wear a human disguise, and start a youtube channel serveral years ago. I wish that my library would carry the white sands books.

Um.... what is forgiveness? how can I give it to you? Okay, I got it, I will make you so pitiable that everyone who sees you will forgive you of any wrongs that you do/did. you will lose all motor functions, will go blind and deaf, will be in a constant state of agony, unable to taste or feel anything but pain. you will also be unable to become a Knight radiant, so no redemption arc for you.

Exactly, he was stronger than a lerasium mistborn. He used the power from the well of ascension to rewrite his spirit web to channel power from preservation more powerfully than anyone else.

I would definitely give copper to the heralds, they could use it. filling it might put him into depression, unless he was really focused at the moment, and the moments in which he is most focused are when he is actively doing something, in which case he needs determination. he would need to be a compounder, which the medallions might be unable to give.

I think that tLR used the well of ascensions power to give himself super allomancy that was even stronger than Lerasium allomancy. This footnote is the best source I could find.

@Honorless you wished for the paper to not be cursed, and seemed to be attempting to waste my (the nightwatchers) time. So I cursed you in order to impress upon you the weight of a boon from the Nightwatcher. as for your wish, granted. surprisingly, you pet T Rex will not eat you, only everyone you love and care about. It is also immortal and follows you everywhere. I wish that I knew all languages and was not overwhelmed by that information.

Granted. Your curse is that you will lose the ability to walk. Your legs still work, you simply cannot use them to walk. I wish for a cube of preservation's god metal that is solid, and is 3 feet by 3 feet in size.

Mistwraiths can't copy investiture, so amnesiac wouldn't work. Hemalurgist: can spike a person each night, and add their powers to his own, or save the spikes, If they have more than three spikes in them at one time, then they can be controlled by a mistborn/soother/rioter. Spiking a KR gives them the powers for one turn, then the spren leaves them. they can be chosen as a squire only if they have no spikes in them, otherwise the spren will tell that something is off. If the person they attempt to spike has defense that is too high, then the hemalurgist is killed, unless the target's role is pacifistic. They can be killed by windrunners, and if they have an attack that would normally leave their target weakened, then they kill them. Gold feruchemists will not survive an attack from them.

A radiant has a chunk of a shards power inside of them, sealing the cracks in their soul. Breaths invest me, and I am guessing they would help me stay sane, they help with all areas of your health, I believe. I guess I'll just become a splinter. TWoA spoilers: Or I guess I could just wear an aluminum lined hat/helmet, that should block the visions, or at least interfere with them.

356. If a crazy person claiming to be a long lost family member shows up at your house, then they are trustworthy. if they claim to be from a secret organization sent to recruit you to help save the world or claim to be friends of your dead parents, they are evil.

@The traveller I only need one spike, or two if I want to compound, and I could also use medallions. and working as a mercenary or soldier should easily get me enough money to buy breaths. Alternatively, I could maybe become a knight radiant, that should fortify me enough to survive.

Perfect! now I just have to gather a few thousand breaths! that should counter it's effects quite nicely. alternatively, I could just become a zinc ferring, then tap zinc to be able to process the excess information!

My question is, why didn't Vin give Sazed some Aluminum and ask him what he could store in it? she knew that it worked for Allomancy, and all of the other other metals that worked for allomancy also worked for feruchemy, right? she knew that, so why didn't she give some to him to see what it would store?

Honor is dead, but I'll see what I can do - Kaladin WoR.

Granted. You will discover that you are actually terrified of it, but will be unable to kill it or give it away. I wish for a version of nightblood that I will be able to wield, and that won't need to feast on my soul or my investiture, taking it's energy directly from the spiritual realm and the investiture of the people I kill, with a warning if it starts to destabilize things, giving me time to sheath it before bad things, (like spiritual realm black holes) happen.

don't listen to him stick, I was fire once, it's overrated. I think you should be a rock instead, then you wouldn't rot.

Maybe a Lerasium mistborn, regular mistborn are about as tough as you average Knight radiant, minus healing and plus pushes and pulls.

Elantrians can regenerate from having their head cut off, and they don't run out of healing.

He might come back in a minor arc as a knight radiant/squire, struggling with the guilt of what he did.

Yes, that would make sense. Maybe there could be 1 one super powerful role, like a fullborn (super high defense and attack) or a herald. I think Stonewards are all about sacrificing themselves for others, so they could have a strong attack, and if they encounter someone 1 level above them, they still kill them, but they die doing it.

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