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  1. NameIess
    Nameless began writing his three-hundred and fifty-third book. He titled it: "The masters guide to gardening" and it was currently thirty thousand pages long.
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    "Yep! It says that the death switch should be somewhere around... the end of time." Nameless nodded, then disappeared in a flash of light. A moment later, some random guy had a heart attack and died. Two hours later, Nameless was considered the epitome of evil, and at least three cults per planet were started, all focusing on worshiping death, and Nameless. But mostly death.
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    Nameless finished reading a dummies guide to rebuilding the universe, by Nameless. "Hey guys! I think I figured out how to make people die! You just have to turn the death switch off and on again!"
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    I was talking about his first battle with Shardplate, in the rift. Yes, Shardbearers are going to be less in control of their strength, but we still never see a pewterarm or mistborn flare pewter and crush someones ribs, then say "I didn't think I hit him that hard" like Moash did to Kaladin. You don't see pewterarms breaking backs with a kick, or catching a Chasmfiends claw. Yes, the lack of invulnerability does play some part in their fighting style, but lets give an example of a pewterarm: Tarson. Tarson is both Koloss-blooded and a pewter savant, so you would expect him to be far stronger than a normal pewterarm. What do we see when he fights? He gets into a fistfight with Wayne, and Wayne doesn't have his head ripped off or bashed open, he doesn't have any of his bones shattered in a single punch, in short, Tarson fights like a person who is slightly enhanced in strength, maybe two or three times as strong, just like the WoB's say he should.
  5. NameIess
    I liked it, but I was a little mad about Cap's ending, until I watched Captain America: The first Avenger again.
  6. NameIess
    The followers of "Peace" Were quickly eradicated by the warring forces of the rest of the universe.
  7. NameIess
    Nameless carefully trimmed the hedges in his 100-mile radius garden.
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    Nameless looked at the universe. At least half of the planets were currently in the middle of a world war, and the other half had already destroyed themselves. Nameless frowned. Something about this didn't feel quite right. He snapped his fingers. Interplanetary travel! That was it!
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    Fortunately, Nameless was really good at decorating worlds. First, he made a warlike world made of lava, then he made a warlike world made of stone, then he made a warlike world made of...
  10. NameIess
    You get Friendship! *Inserts shortcuts*
  11. NameIess
    Nameless rolled his eyes. The universe was recreated by universal insurance co. or UIC. they had delayed as long as possible, but after Truthless had threatened to sick Szeth on them, they finally decided to honor their contract.
  12. NameIess
    Where he found Nameless waiting for him, arms crossed.
  13. NameIess
    Nameless peacefully began building a beach, grain of sand by grain of sand. It was quite peaceful.
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    But Nameless fired Truthlesss consultant. Consultants were all well and good, but when recreating a universe, you needed someone who wasn't motivated by money, like a narra- "TRUTHLESS WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FILLING YOUR BACKYARD WITH ATIUM!"
  15. NameIess
    I have started to learn to ride a unicycle. It was really hard at first, but now I can ride pretty well (In a straight line. Turning is hard). I've gotten 100+ yards with it, and I can almost mount without holding on to something.
  16. NameIess
    So did you!
  17. NameIess
    Granted. You already have this ability, so nothing changes. The Ability to do something does not mean you can do it though. Much practice will be required. I wish for a thousand years of
  18. NameIess
    For thirteen minutes! Nice!
  19. NameIess
    I actually finished it in January. It was still pretty hard to avoid spoilers though, but I managed to keep from getting Endgame and Far from home spoiled through route of reminding whoever I talked to that I hadn't watched them every five seconds or so.
  20. NameIess
    Nameless woke up, yawning. Then he began the lengthy process of recreating the universe.
  21. NameIess
    Nameless wiped his brow, smiling. TST was alive again. For now.
  22. NameIess
    Vin and Elend do wield Kolloss swords, but Dalinar once accidentally bent the steel handle of his shardhammer. It's consistently shown that people in shardplate have trouble controlling their own strength, while pewterarms do not remark on this. To a degree this could be because Pewter increases dexterity, but you still don't see pewterarms flaring pewter and then snapping a Kolloss sword in two, or ripping someone in half. Also, when pewterarms fight, they fight mostly like a normal soldier or fighter, just better in every way, faster and stronger than everyone else. When someone in shardplate fights, they send enemies flying, bashing in skulls and swinging giant steel hammers like they weigh as much as a toothpick.
  23. NameIess
    Nameless raised his eyebrows. "You kinda just destroyed the entire universe... again." Then he went to sleep, because that was the perfectly rational thing to do in those circumstances.
  24. NameIess
    You get a horror movie! *inserts nostalgia*
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    Nameless hovered in front of Schrodinger, arms crossed.
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