“Got it,” Truthless said, wondering how he was going to write a story in less than an hour. Then, suddenly, he had an idea. He pulled out a multitude of pens, pencils, quills, and other such writing devices, and a strangely blank book. “Write a book!” Truthless Commanded the pens, which immediately set to work. He had some ideas swirling around in his head, giving the writing tools the perfect idea of what to write. A couple of minutes later, a thick book was written, titled “The Happy Inquisitor: A Story of Success.” “Will this work?” Truthless asked. “It’s over 2,000 pages long!!”