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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. Is it the Aimian caves? The Nightwatcher? The Sibling? Stick?!!
  2. A pigeon flew by, drank Brandy, and then took on the soul of Uncle Brandy
  3. ‘Allo, @Nathrangking, is it disease related?
  4. Baxil is a Stick. Either that, or he goes on to world hop to Earth, where he takes over the world.
  5. Tels noticed everybody stiffen ever so slightly as he announced he was a Ghostblood. “Relax, my ties arent super strong yet. The Ghostbloods pay well, and a guy like me needs a steady job like this. Besides, I’ve got no mission right now, no one’s in danger.”
  6. “Lunamor! I’ve come to negotiate the price of the syrup and waffles!!” @Lunamor
  7. Truthless sighed, then proceeded into the kitchen with his wealth of Breaths and gigantic gemstones, grumbling the whole way.
  8. “My deepest apologies ma’am. Would it be alright to bring a dead larkin into the kitchen, as well as part of a manevolent unstoppable force?” Truthless asked.
  9. Granted, but while there, an inexplicable second nuclear meltdown happens, sending waves of radiation everywhere. I wish for there to never be a repeat meme sent in any group chat
  10. Alright, let’s take it up a notch *whips into the woah, which turns into a dab*
  11. “WELL YES, BUT YOU COULD SELL IT FOR MONEY!! IT DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES, I PROMISE!!”
  12. “I’LL GIVE YOU A DEAD LARKIN!!”
  13. “Yessir,” Truthless said. “HEY LUNAMOR DO YOU HAVE A WAFFLE IN THE SHAPE OF A YODA HEAD? CAN I ALSO GET A ONE IN THE SHAPE OF A BALD MAN WITH AN HONORBLADE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE AN ASSASSAIN IN WHITE?”
  14. “I’ve got a couple of infused polestones, a bag of atium, a wealth of Breaths, a chest full of gold Tar Valon coins, among other such things. Oh! And a larkin corpse! That should pay for almost of it; I’ve heard there’s a Veden Cafe down the street, maybe we can sell some of the anger syrup to them to pay for the rest of the bill,” Truthless whispered to AC.
  15. Truthless heard Lunamor yelling from the kitchen, so he decided to respond in a like manner. “I should’ve clarified, we also want all the waffles in the house!! Heck, I’m in a good mood today, throw some pancakes in there too!” Truthless turned toward AC. “We do want all of this right? And we’ve got the money?” @Rosharan A.C.
  16. Tels grinned. “I’ve got Ghostblood running through my veins.”
  17. “Yes please, we’ll take everything you have on hand, and next month’s shipment as well if that’s all right. Except for the sadness and fear syrup of course.”
  18. *sticks head through doorway* *whispers* *sulks back to the shadows I came from*
  19. He was so pleased by this, he went on his merry way and gave wafflles to everyone when they died, to make the transition easier.
  20. “Over here!” Truthless said, sitting at a nearby table with Rosharan AC. “Hmm.... that will be tough. Here, wear this,” Truthless said to Rosharan AC, pulling out a jacket with a band of aluminum around the stomach.
  21. YESSSSSSS PLEASE I WANT THIS SO BAD
  22. @Truthless of Shinovar, how ya doing? Wait a minute....
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