Truthless of Shinovar

Hi everyone, I’m back!! I think I’m fine with anything, but I kinda like how things are run right now.

Eat Ghanderwafflles!!!

*silently weeps*

It would make for a pretty interesting plot too!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GANONDORF IS COMING BACK YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM THISISLITERALLYGOINGTOBETHEBESTLEGENDOFZELDAGAMEEVERIMKINDAFREAKINGOUTBUTTHISISZELDASOWHATAMIWORRIEDABOUTFREAKINGANONDORF Ok, this music might have been some of my favorite in the game (I kinda loved and hated faces gauedians, so that was always fun) Ooh, I like this theory! Perhaps the opposite of a Divine Beast? Other thoughts I’m having: The hand on Ganondorf’s chest- I’m imagining that this might be an altered form of the shrine of ressurection- perhaps one built after ocarina of time or something, and it takes like 100,000 years to resurrect, not just 100. Ganondorf himself- Alright, so this is kinda interesting. We know that Ganondorf is a weakened form of Ganon, typically because of the lack of the triforce of power. I’m under the belief that Ganon discovered this at somepoint, and decided to use it as a convenient disguise to try and take over Hyrule (on multiple occasions). Ganon is a endlessly reincarnated form of the evil god Demise, whom we see in Skyward Sword. I’ve got no idea where calamity Ganon fits in, its proabably the in-between for Demise and Ganon, as Calamity Ganon is far more powerful that Ganon, but obviously can’t be Demise. My thought is that when Link killed Calamity Ganon in Breath of the wild, there was a sudden release of his energy, one that’s now kinda floating around, and is about to enter Ganondorf. Either that, or a henchman will help ressurect Ganondorf, as has been done in past games. That brings me to the plot of BotW2. The game could be centered on the Triforce (which we really saw a lack of in BotW compared to other games), and Ganondorf trying to reclaim his power as (Calamity) Ganon. Perhaps the Triforce of Power was splintered (get it?) into eight pieces, as it is what happens when any piece of the Triforce is broken, and it’s a race between Ganondorf and Link/Zelda to gather those pieces and prevent the other from having them. If Link and Zelda get it, they can wish Ganondorf/(Calamity) Ganon/heck maybe even Demise away, whereas if Ganondorf gets it, he will be able to revert to his true form, maybe kill Link and Zelda, have the Triforce, take over Hyrule, etc. Wow. That was a pretty long rant. Feel free to correct

Granted, but they start to wage war against the ghanderflafflles. I wish for doughnuts

Ene, I hope you know this is serious stuff. Why, whoever controls the ninjas... they control the all the forums!!!

Ahh. They do tend to do that sometimes

Then they cooked some more wafflles

Bro, just look at all of my ninja posts. RATS. I just thought about the game again, and lost

Once again. They bribed everyone into submission using waffles

I AM UNSTOPPABLE

“What the—” Truthless said as Lunamor burst into the door. But at the same time, he felt something... drain from him. The feeling of progress that came with living seemed to be... gone. Truthless gasped, and he dropped to his knees from the sudden withdrawal. “What... what is this?” He asked to no one in particular.

I’ll see if I can do it; my phone is pretty weird with text, I don’t know if I can put the photos in Edit: rats. It worked.

MORE

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I am a stick.

To be fair, alcohol does destroy the liver. And mind. And life in general.

Wooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I just realized something This is the exact opposite of the last post wins. Every time you post, you lose, instead of win *loses*

Nah man, this is Chaos

“I as in me?” Truthless asked.

Instead, Horneater wine found her.