Truthless of Shinovar

Oof

*Ahem* no u

“Ahem. It’s ‘Blobfish’ actually. And he’s fine, right here beside me.” Truthless said, annoyed that people weren’t giving Blobfish the proper capilitization he deserved.

Unless you just lost. Like you just did

Except that I just *wins*.

The Kraken roared.

The Kraken enjoyed the popcorn very much.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

Ahhhh!!!! These are all so good!!!

“I don’t need to double post... I can SPAM!!” Truthless cried maniacally.

I really like this one @Nathrangking!!

“I will be the business, if necessary.” Truthless stated. He wasn’t about to give up on this thread, not yet. The call of irony was just too strong.

But you always have another Edit: Curse you and your ninja’ds Lunamor!!

“FIVE DAY NECRO!!” Truthless yelled.

It really can’t go wrong

Which Truthless blocked with the giant great white shark he had in his pocket. He chucked the Blobfish at BoS, then pulled the Kraken out of his pack. BoS was in for it now.

Cool! I’m in!!

Truthless grinned, then slapped BoS with his Blobfish.

What’s this?

Truthless rubbed his jaw, now beard-less due to the slap. “Thanks...? I think?” Truthless said.

*repeatedly slams head against wall* It’s so obvious.... but I would’ve never guessed it in a million years:)

What was it?!

Could you add me too?

I’M BACK BABY!!!! And I bet you guys will never guess what I’m gonna do! That’s right, I’m going to *wins*! Oh and hey, did anyone figure out that riddle while I was gone?

For at that time, everyone felt.... something... coming. It was a dark night, the moon absent from its normal position, and a storm came down with the wrath of a thousand highstorms. A man began to walk towards the door, struggling against the wind. He was drenched to the bone, and found it hard to keep going forward. Each individual raindrop pounded against his skin like a small dagger. He finally reached the porch, and made a small attempt to shake dry. It was a fruitless effort, and he remained shivering in wind. The man walked towards the door about to open it, but hesitated. He had been gone for what felt like an eternity... what had changed? When he opened this door, the world as he knew it would warp into something else. So be it. The man would have to learn of this new world, begin his quest for knowledge. The man opened the door, light from inside flooding his features with a glow. A long, unkempt beard streacthed from a worn and wearied face, plastered to his chest from the rain. Legs trembled from the trip to this location. But he was here, at long last. ”I have returned!” Truthless cried, throwing open the door.