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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. I applaud wildly. That rock is amazing.
  2. I sighed. “I hope you know what you’re getting yourself into...” I said, getting out a waffle launcher, firing rapidly into Zinc’s hand. “Sorry I can’t help you about the wine, but if you want anymore waffles, I’m happy to help! Everyone deserves a fair chance with waffles!”
  3. “Whatever you say,” I say, shrugging. And swigging some ginger ale.
  4. I laugh as Itiah and Zinc spin on the floor. They were so drunk, they looked like two people having seizures that just happened to be holding hands. It reminded me of Mistborns fighting; they would probably be a lot more effective if they weren’t drunk half the time.
  5. I looked at the newly diamond floor in surprise, then take out a chisel and hammer.
  6. I’ve only heard the song one time but this is still awesome!!!
  7. I walk over to the corner with Ene; she seems the only other sane person at this party. “Waffles?” I ask.
  8. “OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES, and SEEEEEEEEEEEE”
  9. Before Zinc can begin, I begin the words to a well known song. ”Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?”
  10. I remind everyone to keep their sanity by not drinking alcohol, and instead offer the appealing option of getting drunk of syrup.
  11. I start to do the worm.
  12. I began to get drunk on syrup. Perhaps it was time to stop eating waffles... No, just a few more...
  13. Oh boy. Just finished Winter’s Heart.
  14. I don’t know, what?
  15. I lunge for the waffle platter, filling it up with as many waffles as I can fit onto one plate. I move to a more isolated location, as not to disturb the others, and begin to stuff the waffles into my mouth with vigor.
  16. I tried to think of a poem, but in reality I didn’t even know ‘em. I wracked my mind to such an extent, but in reality, my brain felt spent. What to do when rhymes would not come? I sighed, and said “I’m pretty dumb.” Little did I know by thinking these thoughts, that a poem was exactly what I got.
  17. I burst through the doors, a grin on my face. I carry with me a giant speaker, with a phone designed to play everyvody’s favorite music. In the other hand, I’ve got Pizza pockets, enough to feed an army. ”Let’s do this!!!!!!”
  18. Roses are blue Violets are red what the heck happened to my head
  19. *shrugs* ”Light is really pretty harmless. I stand out in the sun all the time!”
  20. *pulls out mirror, sending the light back*
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