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Voidus

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  1. I kinda feel like writing someone but not sure who, plus my cat is currently sleeping on my arm so my typing speed is a bit slow. <RPProblems
  2. A short sparklesplosion and an irredeemable flirt later and Funtimes was regretting this statement somewhat.
  3. As the first lurker of the Dark Alley I must disapprove of the competition. As an admirer of satire and frequenter of all social guilds I find this to be awesome.
  4. I think the key point is that more superheros of both genders need to be middle aged. I'd love to see a Superman with a receding hairline who actually needs glasses struggling to maintain his secret identity now that Clark Kent can't just slip off his magic glasses thus causing his face to somehow be completely unrecognizable. Or a spiderman struggling to continue swinging on webs now that his back has given out. Or for that matter a storm who uses her power to keep the cold at bay so her joints aren't feeling quite so achey. Or pugs. All superheros should be pugs.
  5. You suppose correctly. Between trying to eat one of those chips and living in Portland after Calamity rises I'd probably pick Portland. (Ok so not completely fair since studying Epics would basically be a dream come true but still. )
  6. I would love to see a short balding superman just for comedies sake
  7. If you'd been in Australia when some incredibly odd marketing person decided to release a vegemite flavoured chips brand you'd know that yes there is.
  8. I am now compelled to create Epics called Painted Desert and Misery. Why I don't already have an Epic call Misery is a mystery but oh well, more Epics.
  9. Actually that time I just put a bunch of random- Ehem. I mean er.. yes! How clever of you to discover the truth!
  10. Sitting in a bar telling someone that the spoon will eat when the grandfather skips merrily. He's not been assigned anywhere so wherever's convenient.
  11. Soulcaster comes to mind but he's unlikely to actually help and I doubt Rainmaker would be willing to let him even if he did want to help. A precog would probably be useful and it could be a chance for Aphasia to make an incredibly confusing appearance: Aphasia: Primary Power: Long term precognition, can see into the distant future and determine what lead to that future, however while he is seeing the future he suffers from verbal aphasia, causing his language skills to be mixed up. He also suffers from complete memory loss afterwards and so cannot recall what he predicted. As such his predictions are often incredibly difficult to decipher. (He predicted the eventual death of Steelheart, though he never realizes it. His exact prediction was: "The thief-core spilled by a toy, mire-brawl gives back. "(Eventually translated as "Steelheart killed by a boy, Firefight returns."))
  12. Ensure you always get hit on the head an even number of times to retain your memory?
  13. If you don't mind a character who will almost certainly die very soon after being introduced after not really influencing the plot in any way you can always adopt an MEE Epic.
  14. Isn't that basically Backtracks motto for every day?
  15. Also latest Brightdeath post is likely to cause Bioterror to debate the relative merits of trying to give her cancer.
  16. Because what Neverthere really needs right now is more incentive to flirt with Nighthound.
  17. Neverthere post up wherin I realize that she and Lucentia really should have heard the gunshot fired a few posts back
  18. “I don’t care if you go and whore yourself out to my brother." Lucentia said, seeming to think it would insult Neverthere somehow. "He might as well get some enjoyment out of you, but the only way this will so much as resemble a working relationship, is that you at least pretend to have a brain in your head. Otherwise, I see no reason to let you keep it. The only thing I could possibly want from you is useful information and not gossip. Understood?“ Briefly Neverthere weighed the pros and cons of simply evaporating on the spot but these two did seem to be such wonderful tools it would be a shame to throw them away. Neverthere turned her full attention to Lucentia, her eyes shifting from mirthful prankster to cold and dead between blinks as her smile changed from shyly flirtatious to simply dangerous. "Useful? Useful like the names and locations of all the Epics belonging to the faction that attacked here last night? Although they're small fry anyway, how about the names, relationships, abilities and sleeping arrangements of the Epics in Thought Town and Corpsemakers new 'Dominion'? Or perhaps useful information like the flood of Epics arriving in Astoria of late? Quite the ruckus that has broken out there." The muffled sound of a gunshot interrupted her mid-conversation and her image wavered for a moment as she quickly manifested throughout the museum, capturing 15 different vantage points in barely a second before reforming before Lucentia to process them. "Or of course I can simply act as an incredibly efficient scout and alarm so you don't need to go off investigating mysterious gunshots when it's just Lightwards playing with the pet-turned-Epic who likes the bagpipes." Dipping her head slightly, Neverthere once more adopted her usual mask, that of a vapid hyperactive young woman without a thought in her head. "But." She continued, her voice still cold and completely at odds with her facial expressions. "I'm much better at gathering information when most people just think I have neither the temperament nor the capacity for subterfuge, so if you'll excuse me my lady I'll need to keep the guise for now."
  19. Cool, just needed to check for some Neverthere information reveal purposes. I thought Winter was busy so I was going to leave it for a bit but I think it's probably her post but I could do another one instead if needed.
  20. Astoria's more or less concurrent with Portland isn't it? Day-wise at least anyway.
  21. All alleys were dark alleys before people started hanging lanterns out.
  22. I think I've been watching too much anime lately. I read this and then immediately did a kind of reverse-subtitle in my head where my mental voice for Mailliw said this in Japanese.
  23. Although I don't care how creative Metronome gets, his Rending was never anything more that slightly startling to the people around him.
  24. Given Neverthere's propensity for responding to serious situations by sticking her tongue out and blowing raspberries at them I think you might be disappointed. I'll try to get on the next reply soon but it's pretty late here so it might be tomorrow.
  25. Which Epic has this power? Well the fact that busses can't... er I mean nothing, nothing at all should stop that bus from crashing through her house.
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