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Voidus

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  1. Someone with Lucentias resources even threatening to try to find her body in a somewhat serious manner would do the trick, Neverthere's understandably difficult to intimidate for most Epics but someone who controls an entire city and might now be branching out into Portland is not someone she'd risk pushing too much. Which reminds me I need to get a NT post up.
  2. You would not believe the mess the last Eldritch God of the alleys left, you can have his office if you really want but you might want to hire a cleaning service or something. And like a truckload of bleach. Sounds good, I'll add you now.
  3. (Out of curiosity how did you manage to teleport into a teleportation proof bunker? )
  4. "Hmmm." Voidus strolled over to a section of alley wall apparently no different from any other and stuck a small pin in it, completing the Alleys protections against illusion and teleportation magic before pulling one of his inventions from a pocket which disappeared in a flash, teleporting to Winter with a note. Greetings and apologies from the Dark Alley, Compensation for the use of time altering technology on you shall be arranged for 3 months ago. We hope you will continue to associate with the Dark Alley in the future in a more voluntary capacity. Regards, Voidus, Eldritch abomination first lurker of the Alleys and taco chef extraordinaire. This message brought to you by the Dark Alleys Snarky remark and last word haver* *Official name pending
  5. I'll fix that up, any specialties in particular Morzathoth?
  6. On a positive note I'm three nights free of Cluster headaches so it should be a few months before the next batch and now I can actually sleep and function without the aid of narcotics. Huzzah!
  7. *Compounds gold to heal shank wound*
  8. We go by lurkers or denziens usually but we're not too fussy about terminology, compounding Zinc tends to lead to the increasing realization that verbal language is simply a barrier to the expression of pure thoughts, theories and ideals. We prefer to express ourselves through science.
  9. "Actually on second thoughts I don't really want to do deeds either, last time I did that some scary girls kept kicking me and there was this flying museum with a bunch of dinosaurs and a Nighthound." *Shivers* "How about 'person who stays home and is safe at home under his blanket'?"
  10. A better hero perhaps but not a better person.
  11. Profs gifted healing a few times, they had a piece of technology to disguise it before everyone discovered he was an Epic. He can also gift with varying degrees of strength so variability in how strong the forcefield is makes sense too.
  12. She's not the hero that Portland deserves but until Remington appears for the day she's the one its stuck with.
  13. Neverthere's just the unsung hero trying to annoy Lucentia enough that she levels a decent portion of Portland trying to kill her, thus advancing our ultimate goals of destruction. Ok she's actually doing it because one guy in that section of town trod on her lawn once but hey motives don't matter do they?
  14. Shoot my ideas? But I love my ideas! Can't I just stab them a little instead? Well there's the relatively inevitable greeting of 'Heya Lucy!' that she's pretty much going to say no matter what the mood is.
  15. And yet no carpet bombs involving actual carpet have been found even in the darkest recesses of the Alleys.
  16. I think you mean 'storming insane'
  17. Or Scribbler is secretly the ancestor of all WHIOers, bestowing us with her impish humour, desire to murder evil Epics, and the ability to have supernatural writing abilities.
  18. The Dark Alley Inc. would like to formally deny that it possesses the capability to rend reality as we know it a remold history to suit our whims. And if you're not buying that we'll have to use our reality-rending spikes to make you buy it.
  19. I actually completely missed the post where you suggested Neverthere so no I'm not That would probably be a good idea.
  20. You should get a watch so you can mention that you can tell them the time as well.
  21. I'm in a posting mood so are there any of my characters who need some tlc?
  22. Just keep in contact with your GP and they'll get sorted out, I was having Cluster Headaches for a good 3 years before I finally got diagnosed and found some medication that kindof works. Stick with it and someone'll find the answer.
  23. No pugs and no Shipping make Homer something something. Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!
  24. If the thread is an insane asylum shouldn't there be sane people here looking after us or something? AHHHH! THE SANE PEOPLE ARE SPYING ON US!!!!
  25. Yeah it was the first new thread we started so it took a bit of adjusting to get it all settled. I think characters in the Dalles have been a bit more spread out too as opposed to Portland where even the separate factions are all relatively close to one another and all the action so far has happened in the middle of the city IIRC.
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