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  1. Apollyon
    The Second Law of Fiction: When in doubt, consult Sanderson, if RAFO'd, rinse and repeat.
  2. Apollyon
    Which was irrelevant.
  3. Apollyon
    Butt then realized that he could only scream at 194 decibels, the loudest sound possible. 500 quadrillion just wasn't reasonable, much to his dismay.
  4. Apollyon
    The strange scream unfortunately was in surround sound. No one could get away from the piercing shriek. So Butt continued to scream.
  5. Apollyon
    To be fair, a Steeldancer would be ridiculously fast, and not to mention, much cooler than the Flash...
  6. Apollyon
    When their have been many times that someone on the Shard changes their username and you struggle to figure out who they were before... I’m looking at you @Inklingspren and @Stormblessed Dolphin...
  7. Apollyon
    Butts and Honor. But the real question is, which Shard did Butt give to Harmony?
  8. Apollyon
    So, in owning an infinite amount of stormlight, he effectively had all of Honor’s Investiture. So, he held two shards.
  9. Apollyon
    Whoops. Luckily he had brought a few patches of his own skin to repair himself. Don't ask how or why, he just did.
  10. Apollyon
    When the words ‘chull dung’ find their way in to every conversation you have. Also, when your friend is active on the Shard but won’t post anything so you can’t get to his profile...
  11. Apollyon
    But Butt forgot his silver. So he hoped aluminum would work instead.
  12. Apollyon
    But the planet that Butt was on had no name, and probably wasn’t a shardworld. So, no big deal. Right?
  13. Apollyon
    So then the narrators had to call upon the great @Archer to repair it.
  14. Apollyon
    So the part room was effectively a mosh pit drowning in balloon animals, root beer, and our lack of sanity.
  15. Apollyon
    Yes... Flaming Oxidization of Iron is really slacking lately... Oh, and did I mention that I’m a sociopath?
  16. Apollyon
    @Gancho Libre, you will eventually make a YT compilation of this? I’d love it.
  17. Apollyon
    Kidpen couldn’t handle the infinite amounts of root beer, so in desperation, grabs a Fun spike.
  18. Apollyon
    Oh well. I guess will have to go on alone now... with no help from us... Nah. The narrators all Return as gods of puniness and sarcasm to plague the world with bad humor. Thanks, Endowment...
  19. Apollyon
    Buy, but Wyndle looks on every time in disgust. Jasnah is actually Cultivation.
  20. Apollyon
    Apollyon enters the room and promptly whips out a stool to sit on. And then, without a second thought; Apollyon catches the blue whale that spontaneously appeared above him and proceeds to rock it it sleep.
  21. Apollyon
    Can’t name the card, but recently one of the Dominaria cards looks almost exactly like Nighblood.
  22. Apollyon
    There’s a club you can join now. Check @ElephantEarwax‘s sig.
  23. Apollyon
    Granted, but it’s a fawaffle, not a falafel. I wish I would take the time to google what the heck a falafel is. (I seriously don’t know other than the fact that it’s food)
  24. Apollyon
    Granted, but your dog has an entirely different personality. If they were obedient, they now destroy every piece of furniture whenever you look away and vice-versa. I wish for the fourth most invested object in the Cosmere, along with knowledge of its name and abilities.
  25. Apollyon
    The devil handed Butt a fiddle, and pulled out a golden one himself. Also, Earth is now Cosmere. Also, Butt and the devil are magically in Georgia.
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