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  1. Apollyon
    Welcome to the Shard! We embrace all manner of outcasts, refugees, and introverts! Have a Penny and an upvote!
  2. Apollyon
    So Butt immediately stood and left, starting his quest to attain a middle name.
  3. Apollyon
    Close enough... When you are usually picky enough to correct stuff about Investiture but don’t bother to right now. (Don’t get me started on Heightenings, you will be corrected before you even post your comment.)
  4. Apollyon
    Lift gazed from his face downward, until her eyes settled upon his battle-hardened booty. “Sup Tightbutt, whatcha been up to?”
  5. Apollyon
    @Skip Hates Dragons, have you read Mistborn: Secret History? If not, proceed with caution.
  6. Apollyon
    Since I only recognized the Windrunner glyph, I went through these using just the surges to identify the other orders lol. Ex. Gravitation led to Skybreakers, Destruction to Dustbringers, etc.
  7. Apollyon
    And Butt is still an orange creamsicle.
  8. Apollyon
    Granted but for Sammy to be your personal indentured servant/slave, you must go and stay on the 19th floor. Sorry man. I wish for a large disembodied extradimensional eyebrow.
  9. Apollyon
    So, to prove his point, Butt turned into his chosen avatar to express his dominance. The omnipotent orange creamsicle of endless doom. Edit: @Aurora the Rioter Just noticed we have the same reputation and same number of posts!
  10. Apollyon
    Finally, Fleet reached Shinovar, where he collapsed and subsequently died of exhaustion. Poor Fleet...
  11. Apollyon
    Granted, but your ‘skillz’ involve terrible spelling. Grammar Nazis such as myself unite in an overdramatized quest to end you and all you love. I wish to have a rock that can turn into a delicious doughnut of my choosing.
  12. Apollyon
    That wasn’t very far thanks to the power of Fartrunning.
  13. Apollyon
    Butt felt a piercing pain inside of him while Lift are him for the inside out. Wyndle was still screaming at 500 quadrillion decibels. He was fine though because he was mostly Cognitively present.
  14. Apollyon
    Granted, so you re-read how I said it was. It’s open to your interpretation. I wish to know if Kelsier is the Sovereign...
  15. Apollyon
    When you just realized that the Skimmer Ferring symbol looks like the first letter in your first name... Thanks Tesh. Time to start writing my name differently...
  16. Apollyon
    So he ate part of himself, then repaired himself with his aforementioned skin patches. He happened to be an orange creamsicle.
  17. Apollyon
    Granted, Kelsier has reached the Fourth Ideal with the oath “I swear to be laz- oh forget it...” This grants him the surge LackofTui, a powerful surge never used before. He tests it, unfortunately for you. I wish for a bowl of fruit that always refills with fresh fruit of the same kind when one is taken from the bowl.
  18. Apollyon
    But nobody knew what it was, so Brandy just kept drinking his Vodka while Butt Fartran (is that how you say it?) with Lift.
  19. Apollyon
    Fleet hopped in, because, as everyone knows; Fleet kept running.
  20. Apollyon
    I most identify with definition #2...
  21. Apollyon
    Because, after all, Fartrunners produce unlimited gas, and Fartrunning gas produces ridiculous amounts of stormlight.
  22. Apollyon
    It was extremely irrelevant to the story, but anything irrelevant here is, by nature, relevant. All the while, Wyndle was screaming at 500 quadrillion decibels.
  23. Apollyon
    Granted, Kelsier calls you Shock because of the rare type of spren you are. You are a Staticspren. Not because of the electrical reasons, but because you remain in a constant stasis, never to move except when your Radiant wills you to. Oh, and also, the surges you grant are Stupidity and LackofTui. I’ll let you interpret those. I wish to have a Nahel bond with a Staticspren.
  24. Apollyon
    So awesome that in a completely disgusting way, Lift ingested the Fartrunner’s flatulence, waking from her faint.
  25. Apollyon
    Except the fact that it did.
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