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  1. Apollyon
    Wait a minute, kinda off topic, but if Kaladin were to last himself in any direction, would he go around the world or just keep going out into space? Is there a thread on this?
  2. Apollyon
    He hadn't realized the vendor who was selling it was a shade however.
  3. Apollyon
    The price demanded the outrageous cost of 30,000 Emerald Broams, His soul, and interest.
  4. Apollyon
    It was the one. It seemingly called out to Butt Venture in his thoughts. "Take me..." The cloak seemingly telepathed.
  5. Apollyon
    Warbreaker:
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    When your library doesn’t have White Sand so you can’t read it. I still know the magic system though, minus slatrification. That one’s a little weird.
  7. Apollyon
    So he gathered his funds, and went to a mall in search of a Fartcloak. None of them were very good, so he went for the next best option.
  8. Apollyon
    “No.” The Nightwatcher says. The Stormfather bawls and storms away, crying a Highstorm because his love rejected him. What a baby... I wish for @Mistspren to actually give a eulogy at my funeral, puns or not.
  9. Apollyon
    Something was wrong. Uncle Brandy HATED him. And when had he gotten an Aunt?
  10. Apollyon
    Granted, but now that final exams don’t exist, you never graduate. You must keep going forever in whatever school/job this applies to. Sorry. I wish that I would take the time to listen to all the RWBY songs so that I would would know what the chull dung you’re talking about!
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    That friend was Uncle Brandy.
  12. Apollyon
    That works for me! No WoB needed then.
  13. Apollyon
    Fartcloaks were always jazzy in the way that they reacted flatulently to slow jazz. They had a near-gaseous appearance, and sudden movements caused sudden bursts of Fartvestiture.
  14. Apollyon
    Wait... when was eight my lucky number? That is pretty spooky...
  15. Apollyon
    @RShara, none of those specifically mention metal being behind him. It was also common knowledge that ironlines penetrate things, but get weaker when they do. I think it’s safest just to get a WoB on this when someone can. On my reread of SoS, so I’ll watch extra hard for references.
  16. Apollyon
    Count me in, Ene! Now to find a way to wedge this into tKotC...
  17. Apollyon
    Unfortunately, when Butt used Rotten Eggs, he accidentally killed Fart Master.
  18. Apollyon
    Rotten Eggs was the power to emit a stink. Garbage's power was emitting a stench.
  19. Apollyon
    The Trials of Pain was a misnomer. It was actually quite pleasant. For people who enjoyed spikes, torture, and endless screaming.
  20. Apollyon
    But the fart didn't really end all farts, because that would make Butt sad.
  21. Apollyon
    Ene, you know that on the 17th Shard, upvotes are equivalent to an extra dose of Investiture? It’s like giving her a Breath! She’ll thank you for invoking a near-fatal allergic reaction!
  22. Apollyon
    May I have one? What does the fortune say?
  23. Apollyon
    Granted, but you MUST name him/her Zwei, or else the Nightwatcher will destroy you. I wish for eleven to be taken away in exchange for a more reasonable eight.
  24. Apollyon
    Granted, but turns out “every once in a while” is 367 years. You’ll never live long enough for them to take your place. I wish for three.
  25. Apollyon
    True Love was the long lost 10th pancake. The one Lift didn’t find. It was beautiful.
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